A “parody” of what will happen to a beloved Sesame Street character if the Administration’s budget gets full approval from Congress.
h/t Weasel Zippers
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Sesame Street: Manufacturing loyal Marxists since 1969.
This video was actually trying to get people to SUPPORT taxpayer funding of PBS? Considering how much money Sesame Street gets in licensing and merchandizing, they should be richer than Disney.
Elmo will leave his pitiful little government job where NPR has made millions off his marketing his image and character. Then, like Andy Messersmith, he will enter the free agency market and finally make some REAL money, like Daffy and Donald Duck, Buggs Bunny, et al.
NPR will no longer exploit their puppets!!!
Free Elmo!!!
Elmo’s net worth must be something north of $100 million.
It is sort of funny. Of course, Sesame Street is not publicly funded anymore, but is produced by HBO. PBS just broadcasts HBO’s re-runs.
Elmo is SOOOO rich that he has 7 personal ‘Ticklers’ on staff….
Maybe some of those $500 thousand salaried executives can squeeze by on $125 thousand.
Elmo is SOOO rich that he hires Kim Jung Un as his stunt double…
Elmo is SOOO rich that he hires Kristen Chenoweth to do his voice overs…
Elmo is so rich he can beat the rap of being a child molester and, if I recall right, there was meth in the original charges.
We are talking Micheal Jackson amounts of cash to do that.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/24/kevin-clash-voice-elmo-cleared-sex-abuse-charges.html
“Leave the puppet” I LOLed.
And why is Elmo allowed to appear on children’s TV shows completely naked?! Defund PBS NOW!
@willysgoatgruff: Wait, wait – don’t tell me: Those 7 personal ‘Ticklers’ Elmo has on staff? They’re all French, right?
I knew it!
😉
Elmo, Big Bird, Bert and Ernie are all fags.
Save Cookie Monster!
Wee Vietvet….Wee….
A woman gets a job at the Elmo factory. The first day she has the entire production line backed up. The supervisor catches up to the woman, who has a bag of cotton balls and is stitching furiously.
Supervisor says, “No! I told you to give them two test tickles and put them in the box!”
@Dr. Tar – ” I hear once Sesame Street gets the wrecking ball they’re going to build a Trump Casino. Or maybe it was a detention center for illegal aliens. Either way, a much needed urban improvement.”
That tickled me. 🙂
Yeah, NPR et al make it sound like they’re 100% Gubberment funded, and if they lose that, THEY WILL WITHER AND DIE. OH, THE CHILDREN. Not so fast there. Just like Planned Parenthood (Abortion-In-Da-Hood), most of their funding is corporate and private. Gubberment funding is only, maybe 10%.
So go suck start a shotgun.