NTDWA- Naked swimmer hospitalised after angler hooked his penis.
The man, who wishes to keep his identity secret, is a regular at Augsburg’s Kaisersee, a popular bathing spot for naked swimmers. He was doing the crawl with his head under the water when he felt the unpleasant sensation in his thighs – and only then did he notice that there was a fisherman on the shore. After he shouted out his warning to the fisherman to hold still, he swam towards the angler’s position on the bank.
It was then that he realised the extent of the problem: the hook had pierced his penis and he was unable to remove it. Using a knife which the fisherman had on hand, he cut the hook free from the line and proceeded to cycle home with his new body piercing hanging between his legs. Back at his house he lowered himself into his car and drove the final stretch to the hospital emergency room. “The doctor couldn’t hide the grin from his face,” the man said.
Poor fisherman, he was angling for a taco and got a hot dog instead!
That’s a reel drag.
Ah the old one-eyed trouser trout…
Well, the angler was “fly fishing”…
Catch and no release ?
The Kraut wants it OUT!
Fillet d’Trouser Trout …
Obola’a favorite dish!
izlamo delenda est …
There was a young swimmer named Deiter
Who felt a strange pain in his peter
He gave it a look
And found a fish hook
It was good he wasn’t a bleeder
Film to be made of this event
“Ouching Heinie, Peter Snaggin”
Barbed in the brat.
Dear God. If only that man had taken a first aid class he could have spare himself a lot of pain.
When a fishing hook catches flesh, the thing to do is break off the pointy end and then remove the remaining part very carefully.
I used this technique to treat a seagull on Plumb Beach in Brooklyn about 10-15 years ago. The hook had pierced the bird’s foot.
Ze old Hookendoinker techniqe.
This is actually an old Munich urban legend, but it looks like Fur bought it hook, line and weiner
Was it legal size, or did he have to throw it back?
man regrets encounter with hooker
He should have left it in.
He would have been “all the rage” at the piercing place downtown.
I sure hope the guy’s name wasn’t Pierce. That’s gotta hurt and it’s not punny but I know a good story when it hooks me in. The only thing worse would be if his name was Dick (or Peter) Pierce.
Just think of the fisherman’s side of the story…..
Honey, you won’t believe what just happened!
Dude, it was THISSSSSS big!
It wasn’t in season, so I had to let it go…..
I never caught a snake before…
Dude! Keep the hook. I ain’t touchin it!
What if he hadn’t realized he snagged the guy and REALLY set the hook and just kept reeling it in and hard as he could?
Last one:
What was he using for bait, clam?
If he was a fishing master you could say he was caught master baiting.
FREE WILLY!!!
Well, he WAS angling for blow fish.
He certainly felt the “prick” of that hook.
Thought he hooked a lunker but alas it was a wanker.
I can’t stop laughing about the guy pedaling his bicycle home with a hook in his sardine.
I wonder if the swimmer mounted the hook on his wall to commemorate the experience?
hehe “mounted”.
Instead of snagging bunker, he snagged some junker
The fisherman should have kept his hook out of other people’s business.
Push it all the way through and cut the barb off. If you have the balls.
there is a lure called a ” soft-jerkbait ” !
Caught! Hook, line and sinker.
My mother taught me something called “modesty” a long time ago. Surprising how it keeps you out of sticky situations.
Sounds like he was almost a victim of circumsizes…
😉
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