Every Once in Awhile We Need To Post Stuff Like This So Readers Can Get In Their Pun Work

NTDWA- Naked swimmer hospitalised after angler hooked his penis.

When a man swimming naked in a lake in Bavaria, Germany, felt a pain in his nether regions, he looked up to see a fisherman on the shore. “Don’t pull!” he shouted. At first the man thought he had just become tangled in some weeds, but when he looked down he noticed in horror that a fishing hook was tugging at the most sensitive part of his body.

The man, who wishes to keep his identity secret, is a regular at Augsburg’s Kaisersee, a popular bathing spot for naked swimmers. He was doing the crawl with his head under the water when he felt the unpleasant sensation in his thighs – and only then did he notice that there was a fisherman on the shore. After he shouted out his warning to the fisherman to hold still, he swam towards the angler’s position on the bank.

It was then that he realised the extent of the problem: the hook had pierced his penis and he was unable to remove it. Using a knife which the fisherman had on hand, he cut the hook free from the line and proceeded to cycle home with his new body piercing hanging between his legs. Back at his house he lowered himself into his car and drove the final stretch to the hospital emergency room. “The doctor couldn’t hide the grin from his face,” the man said.

33 Comments on Every Once in Awhile We Need To Post Stuff Like This So Readers Can Get In Their Pun Work

  1. Dear God. If only that man had taken a first aid class he could have spare himself a lot of pain.

    When a fishing hook catches flesh, the thing to do is break off the pointy end and then remove the remaining part very carefully.

    I used this technique to treat a seagull on Plumb Beach in Brooklyn about 10-15 years ago. The hook had pierced the bird’s foot.

  2. Just think of the fisherman’s side of the story…..

    Honey, you won’t believe what just happened!
    Dude, it was THISSSSSS big!
    It wasn’t in season, so I had to let it go…..
    I never caught a snake before…
    Dude! Keep the hook. I ain’t touchin it!
    What if he hadn’t realized he snagged the guy and REALLY set the hook and just kept reeling it in and hard as he could?

  3. Thought he hooked a lunker but alas it was a wanker.

    I can’t stop laughing about the guy pedaling his bicycle home with a hook in his sardine.

  4. My mother taught me something called “modesty” a long time ago. Surprising how it keeps you out of sticky situations.

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