KFI- Woman found holding her eyeball outside S Carolina church.
ANDERSON, S.C. (AP) — Authorities say a woman was found holding her eyeball outside a South Carolina church.
Anderson County Sheriff Chad McBride tells news outlets that it took two or three deputies and two emergency medical workers to subdue the woman to start rendering aid. SEE MORE
I think you misunderstood when he told you to keep an eye out for the cops.
Mark 9:47
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
She took this scripture too literally, If your eye always focuses on things that cause you to sin, remove yourself from the source of temptation.
Well the eyes have it.
Separation of Church & stare…
Sooo…. How’d you lose your eye?
I live in Anderson and that woman was on some kind of drugs. A couple of days earlier a guy was running from the cops after shop lifting at Walmart and ran behind the Sam’s Club in the same shopping center and shot himself dead. A bunch of crazy people in this town.
Alan
Good to know. I am eventually relocating to SC, I will steer clear of Anderson.
Oh! and Cato beat me to my original comment……
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
this story is quite an eye-opener
…. grooooooooan
were there any eye-witnesses?
…. eye, yi, yi
some people just shouldn’t go anywhere near a preacher.
If Laugh In ever needs another socket to me girl….
Why’d the medics have to subdue her, eh? She was having a ball!
♪♫ Jeepers Creepers, Where’d you get that peeper?
♪♫ Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get that eye?
♪♫ Gosh all git up, how’d it get so slit up?
♪♫ Gosh all git up, how’d you get that eye?
Apologies to Louis Armstrong.
And the rest of the world.
The woman actually gouged both her eyes out.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/08/south-carolina-woman-seen-outside-church-gouging-out-her-eyes-with-her-own-hands-police-say.html
She got this gig from watching Western Movies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvCm0SITe4U
I heard that a good-looking sheriff’s deputy caught her eye.
Thanks so much to the prevalence of drugs, /s.
Can you possibly imagine the horrors today if it weren’t for the ‘war on drugs’?? /s
Wanted keep her eyes on her dealer.
She used to be quite a looker.
Holy… WHOA!!! I cannot even imagine being on shift when that came into the ER! Meth, bath salts and all the rest of her ‘cocktail’. Not even once!
Screw you folks! I did the same thing at the Well of Mimir…