Are blacks practicing this stuff, the eccentric eye witness accounts?
If this becomes a thing, and we glamorize it (which I am doing right now) we run the risk of some of the more practiced and colorful ones creating their own crisis so they can display their wares.
(What’s with the pink firetruck?)
HT/ bitterclinger
You noticed it to the point where you mentioned it, right? Would you have noticed/mentioned a run-of-the-mill red firetruck? Maybe that fire company is onto something…
The pink firetruck has limp hoses.
And she votes. And cancels out yours.
LOL. “Eye” witness. LOL Saw the very irst frame of the video and immediately knew why she was an EYE witness.
Seriously, this is just an audition for America Got Talent.
“Are blacks practicing this stuff, the eccentric eye witness accounts?”
of course they are…. it’s the best way to get on media
society is so sick that all that matters is if you get recognized… doesn’t matter for what …. hence the popularity of Fakebook
…monkey see, monkey do….
(& I don’t mean that in a racist way; everyone else does it too)
I think she was on Sanford and son
This beast has three kids? Who would shtup this thing?!!
…I think it was ‘Quest For Fire’……. “Wagga booooooo”
What would the Yellow M&M say?
Just got hit by Rate Limited. Fuck.
Those bug eyes are racist
What’s breffist?
She does all the different voices so well! It’s hard to tell a story when there’s so many different people involved, and the listener has to understand the twists and turns, and who said/ she said.
Blacks also have ‘ bet rooms’ some form of Casino I guess.
“(What’s with the pink firetruck?)”
Similar color as the “Sea Tiger.”
Let me put my cabdriversese hat on…. Breakfast?
Anyone ever read George Alec Effinger..’When Gravity Fails’?
I wish I had a moddy installed… just for languages. :))
Reminds me of that lady, Sweet Brown, that said, “OH, LORD JESUS, IT’S A FIRE!” She was going to get a cold pop when she realized the building was on fire.
Oh. My. I almost peed my pants laughing at that!!
But wanted to cry when I realized our tax $$$’s are supporting that.
Pink truck is for “Save the Ta Tas month thing. We had a few effed up by the wraps locally. Seems they peeled of the red stickers when they ended boobie month. Why do we only want to save them one month a year? I like them year round.
Prolly the same as “breffas”. Which would be “breakfast” in hispanical.
Whaaaat? Hot firemen are doing bress exams????
Hide your kids, hide your wife!
The original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d1/5b/3a/d15b3a71b6897f60f55e2c1724a8f149.jpg
Didn’t Eddie Murphy do a bit about a guy who was a witness to an
Accident? Maybe. I can’t remember what album it was on.
Does she read and write cursivey stuff?
Oh my shits…it’s midnight, I’ve been working nonstop since 8am, and I’m on call for another 8 hours. Getting slap happy with fatigue and you hit me with THIS??!?!!
Feck me…
Two words. Bell. Curve.
This reminds me a bit of a segment on the Neal Boortz radio show several years ago. The associate producer, Royal Marshall, translated the original interview. Here’s “Boo Got Shot” for your listening pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SK6_Di_3O0
Forgot the period after the link again.
Yeah, bubba….but she only cancels out 1 of my votes 😉
Hilarious! The sister was almost normal, comparatively speaking.
I was going to watch the video, but ain’t nobody got time fo dat!
And I can’t put my lawn jockeys outside. Phooey.