KFI: A Florida couple arrested on suspicion of DUI while riding their bicycles is facing numerous charges after police say they disrobed and began having sex in the back of a patrol car. Megan Lynn Mondanaro, 35, and Seth Aaron Thomas, 31, were stopped by officers after they were spotted riding through the street just before midnight. They were biking without their lights on and were nearly struck by a car when they were stopped.
The officer could smell alcohol on their breath as he approached and they admitted they had recently left a nearby bar. more
As her face attests, his sperm is made of hydrochloric acid.
Who beat the shiite out of her??
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Florida Man and Florida Woman strike again!
Megan looks like Orphan Annie on meth and Seth ain’t winning no prizes either.
Looks like they came to a sudden stop, and she went on ahead… through the windshield… 😳
Hansel and Greta
I could be wrong, but I get the impression both of them needed a lot drinks to make the other one transform into someone attractive and sexually desirable.
I can see the Comic Book now …
“The Continuing Stupendous Adventures of Florida Man & Florida Woman!”
… I claim franchise rights!
Looks like she can take a tickin’ and keep on lickin’!
Haha. Arrested and then had sex in the back seat of the patrol car? You got to give them extra credit for that. I feel bad for the cops that had to witness that spectacle. When these two bump uglies, they really bump UGLIES!
Check out his ears, that boys a Vulcan. They go crazy when they get horny every seven years. He also has a goatee, so he’s an evil Vulcan from the mirror universe. No wonder they caused trouble.
It’s ” she can take a dickin and keep on tickin”
It seems bad now but down the road they’ll be laughing about the incident and someday sharing the adventure with their grandchildren.
From the looks of her face, Seth saw her and thought, “I’d hit that.”
That’s a powerful pair of beer goggles.
That’s actually Bill in his boudoir disguise!
Someone likes it rough.(wink wink)
Let them go, they’ve suffered enough
Kermit’s right! If Spock had a son he’d be Seth