Florida couple charged with unnatural and lascivious act, exposing sex organs and DUI

KFI: A Florida couple arrested on suspicion of DUI while riding their bicycles is facing numerous charges after police say they disrobed and began having sex in the back of a patrol carMegan Lynn Mondanaro, 35, and Seth Aaron Thomas, 31, were stopped by officers after they were spotted riding through the street just before midnight. They were biking without their lights on and were nearly struck by a car when they were stopped.

The officer could smell alcohol on their breath as he approached and they admitted they had recently left a nearby bar. more

19 Comments on Florida couple charged with unnatural and lascivious act, exposing sex organs and DUI

  1. Who beat the shiite out of her??
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

  2. I could be wrong, but I get the impression both of them needed a lot drinks to make the other one transform into someone attractive and sexually desirable.

  3. I can see the Comic Book now …
    “The Continuing Stupendous Adventures of Florida Man & Florida Woman!”

    … I claim franchise rights!

  4. Haha. Arrested and then had sex in the back seat of the patrol car? You got to give them extra credit for that. I feel bad for the cops that had to witness that spectacle. When these two bump uglies, they really bump UGLIES!

  5. Check out his ears, that boys a Vulcan. They go crazy when they get horny every seven years. He also has a goatee, so he’s an evil Vulcan from the mirror universe. No wonder they caused trouble.

  6. It seems bad now but down the road they’ll be laughing about the incident and someday sharing the adventure with their grandchildren.


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