Not only do you have to be wary of drunk drivers on New Year’s Eve, you have to be wary of amateur champagne poppers.
It’s a war zone.
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with 15 minutes to go Fox News is interviewing people that have not been allowed to go to the bathroom or have an adult beverage for 16 hours …
Flying Chimpanzee Corks? WTF?
2 minutes to go & I’m waiting for the Great & Powerful Wizard of DeBlaz to come in a puff of green smoke & proclaim “DeBlaz has spoken!”
… where the hell is Maria Carey? … did she miss it again?
Who the hell would wanna be in new yock times
square on new years eve?
We didn’t even turn on the tv for it.
Well, I learned not to ever use a large knife or sword to uncork a bottle of champagne because the bottle will shatter in your hand and people will laugh like crazy.
Because it’s simply hysterical when that happens.
Physics. The enemy of drunks.
This product is too dangerous! It would not be approved by the gubmint for sale nowadays.
I’m pleasantly surprised that we don’t have to hire licensed champagne uncorkers. That right there is a govt FAIL. Fortunately.
@Al – Here in NY I imagine there will soon be Uncorking Certification Classes at the local community colleges. For only $350 plus books and materials and a $25 renewable annual Uncorking Permit you can yank off any cork you like; while it’s in season of course and you reside in the appropriate authorized Uncorking Zone.
“interviewing people that have not been allowed to go to the bathroom or have an adult beverage for 16 hours.”
They learned this trick from Hillary, wear Depends! No thanks, I’ll stay home, have my adult beverage and use my own toilet. I wonder how many were admitted to the hospital for being dehydrated?
Are there warnings printed on the bottles? If not why not.
Vaginal Weightlifting gal could really have some fun with these people:)