Getting To Know Your Fellow Readers

We do these questionnaires periodically to draw out silent lurkers and to also allow people to find like-minded readers. (If you only knew how many emails I pass along to other readers, acting as a liaison between people with similar interests.) (And I’m happy to do it.)

Copy and paste the questions below into the comment box and answer as many as you’re comfortable answering.

1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

4- Last thing that made you cry?

5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

9- Favorite commenter?

10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

15- Sport or game you are best at?

94 Comments on Getting To Know Your Fellow Readers

  1. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Not sure. I had all of my firearms bronzed as a decorative conversation piece.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Being on the frozen tundra, as long as its not snowing, golfing.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) Booze, college roommates, and barf.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? The ending of Rocky. Just watched it again yesterday.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Tommorow

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    ocean
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    That I would promise to leave you the hell alone.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    ?
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask
    9- Favorite commenter?
    Me
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Sean Hannity
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Meaghan McCain

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    I would just invite Meaghan McCain.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    The Way You Look Tonight- Frank Sinatra
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Hockey

  2. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? 12 Gauge shotgun w/#4 shot

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Watch classic movies

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) I don’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Dad’s death in ’83.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? All of ’em. (thank God for spell check)

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? None, desert.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Not having offspring.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? With a baseball bat.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Me.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Are there any conservative pundits?

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Anne Hathaway

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Johnny Depp, Alice Cooper, Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Andre the Giant

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? I would cut my own throat before I would sing.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Archery.

  3. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Short barreled (not illegally short) pump shotgun, 2 3/4″ #4 buckshot. Several good guns to choose from, I have a Rem. 870.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Make cryptic and/or cynical posts at iOTWReport.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Watching an Audi pro driver show us how slippery the Armorall on Teflon was by stepping on it deliberately and then falling down repeatedly just trying to get off the stuff. It was laid down in a long half-lane strip to show us how wonderful the Audi Quattro’s anti-lock brakes worked. (He was a young and fit guy and didn’t hurt himself except for a few bruises espicially to the ego.)

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Breaking the hell out of my right little toe in the dark at 3:00 a.m.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Hygeine

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Cataract, so: river

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Court jester

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    As in West Side Story? Don’t know the plot, sorry. Lennie always made me want to hit something.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    BFH, and I don’t mean to be a suck-up with that. I appreciate his way of expressing scorn, outrage, ridicule, etc., and then turn around with his next article and be seriously poignant and heart-felt.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    No pundits publishing today are my kind of conservative, so all of them that call themselves conservative irritate me because they aren’t.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive.
    I try just to look at their tits and as a result I don’t remember their names (and don’t care to remember for that matter)

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Sean Penn, Michael Moore, Rachel Maddow, Jane Fonda. I’d serve them fugu sushi. I’ve never prepared that before.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Richard Boone

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    The Star Spangled Banner (I know the words to at least the first verse).

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    I enjoy flatland bicycling and hard crossword puzzles. That’s all I got, and I know it ain’t much.

  4. 1- 1911 .45 ACP

    2- Write

    3- The “Heidi” Incident

    4- The way they treat dogs on the Navajo Reservation

    5- Committed

    6- ocean

    7- Telling the young ones about the wonders of the old Grocery Stores

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Date her sister

    9- Loco

    10- Mark Levin

    11- Ashley Judd

    12- Richard Dreyfus, Walter Williams, Rush Limbaugh, Kimberly Guilfoil

    13- Loyd Bridges from the Sea Hunt days

    14- Whiskey in the Jar

    15- Backgammon

  5. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Howitzer

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Splash puddles onto pedestrians.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    The last rainy day near the old folks home.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    The day one of the old folks had a howitzer.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Any homophone.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Repopulating.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Howitzer.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Currently? Viet Vet

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Mike Cernovich

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    I think that Rick Maddow guy is handsome.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    James Woods, Jeanine Pirro, Gavin McInnes seated with Alec Baldwin.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Vince Van Patten

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Love on the Rocks

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Battleship

  6. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    M61A1

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Yuengling Light

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Friends drunken Father trying to get a cork out of a Wine Bottle,(on a bet) using a very expensive napkin(tore it three times)…at a posh restaurant

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Mirror

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Collage
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Thalassophile
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    shutting up.
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Have Her take a letter, and address it to My Wife.
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Tied scr North/Poor Lazlo (it used to be Vietvet..but I felt We were commenting apart)
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Nugent…Love the Music…but can’t make it past (passed 😉 ) The tough Guy who dodged the Draft.
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Chelsea Clinton , I grew up on a Farm…and used to breed Horses…the hard way.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Eastwood , Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef, and the Dude delivering the Pizza.
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    a young Nick Nolte…although I am Morphing into His Mugshot pic
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    She’s got the Jack
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Armchair QB

  7. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    I like my Mossberg 12g with pistol grip.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Laundry

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    There’s an old Carol Burnet where she was lip-syncing to something (don’t remember what). And they were slowing down and speeding up the music and she had to try and keep up with the changes. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Really cry? The death of my best friend Corinne.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Bureaucracy.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Wading pool with plastic fish pattern on the bottom

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    I make a terrific chicken salad.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    How the hell should I know? How do catch a cloud and pin it down?

    9- Favorite commenter?
    MJA. She’s sassy.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Just one? Karl Rove, Erick Erickson rise to the top.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    I can’t think of a single person. Ugly on the inside sours it for me. Sorry.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Greg Gutfeld, James Woods, Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannopoulos

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Elisabeth Moss (who played Peggy Olson in “Mad Men”)

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    I don’t know. Are there lyrics to the chicken dance?

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    I kill at Scrabble

  8. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    12ga pump 00 buck

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Web surf

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    The very first time I saw Homer strangle Bart. ( Tracey Ullman show)

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Death of my younger sister.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Your instead of you’re.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Learning from my mistakes. Wouldn’t wanna cause that again

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Maria??

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Besides me? No way I’m touching that.
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Coulter.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive
    Kirsten Powers

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    John Wayne Chuck Woolery Bill Maher Milo
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Red Skelton

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    I’ll stand by you

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    computer golf (WGT)

  9. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Sig 45
    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Play guitar
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Making sales calls with a co-worker. I was flipping through a Maxim magazine. There was a photo of some pit bulls that had gone rogue after hurricane Katrina. They were attacking some cows and the photographer caught one of the dogs as it went flying through the air after being shaken off one of the cows lips…….we laughed so hard we could barely get out of the vehicle to make our next sales call. My stomach muscles were sore for days.
    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    My mom passing……RIP mom.
    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    With spell checker, I misspell too many words……damn thing.;-)
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Ocean
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Leadership
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Julie Andrews was the obvious choice from the beginning….
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Mark Steyn
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Sean Hannity
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Scarlett Johansson
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Brian Greene-The physicist, David Mccullough-The author, Mike Rowe-TV narrator extraordinare and Dave Grohl-The musician.
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Pierce Brosnan
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Another one bites the dust.
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Soccer

  10. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? Dillon Aero M-134

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Ha, I live in Oregon rain don’t make no nevermind!

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) Watching a friend chow down on a hamburger he forgot to put the patty in!

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Losing Mad Jack.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? FUKKINMUZZIE!

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Ocean.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Eliminate Zombies!

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Deport her!

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? No favorite, everyone here always seems to be at the top of their game.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? The late Megyn Kelly

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Can’t think of a one!

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Bibi Netanyahu, Morgan Freeman, Sarah Palin, Tom Selleck.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Tim Allen

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? Hit me with your best shot!

    15- Sport or game you are best at? BEER PONG!

  11. Firearm..Baretta 9M. Rain…read book or see movie.Laugh…in a boring class a ‘friend ‘ gave me a note that said whatever happens do not laugh. Cry…when I watched a daughter asleep who was hooked on drugs. Spell…paralell. Lake, Lake. Apocalypse…Education of individual freedom. Maria….is not a problem. Commentator..Pat Condell. Pundit…Hannity. Good looking Leftist…Tomi.4 celebs…James Woods, Stalone, Walter Williams and a woman to replace the many greats who have passed such as Thatcher and Schafley and Kirkpatrick. Biopic…that Walton guy without the mole. Song …Donkey Serenade or Roses of Picardy depending upon the bride. Sport…nothing now but baseball at one time long ago.

  12. Every time I try to copy the questions I get a message:
    “iotwreport.com is not responding……….recover the web page X”

  13. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    That would be Bad_Boy_Brad and his weapon of choice. So I guess I should have a moving sale. BFH ask him for the address. heh!

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Sex of course, if Mr. Z moves with me. But if not it’s gonna be coloring books.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) There are so many laughs here, but I guess it would be during sex.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Sex, What else do you expect me to say?

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? waitting

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? pond

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Soup kitchen.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Seriously, Maria is not my problem.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Impossible to choose.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Michael Savage and the Italian guy on Fox. BTW, do you know why Italians don’t like Jehovah’s Witnesses? Because Italians don’t like any witnesses.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Tim Curry, love they way he does his makeup.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Any three TV star zombies and Don Rickles with a big shotgun

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Merle Oberon

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? Battle Hymn of the Republic? What?

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Scrabbell

  14. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Better question for my husband, but I’d taken some in size XXL with plenty of ammo.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Family or history research.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Watching my boss and a co-worker tear her suitcase apart outside the airport because she lost her ticket. Extra funny because she always lost her ticket and refused to let him put it in his briefcase for safekeeping. I know– you had to be there, but seeing my rotund, bearded co-worker with slips and blouses hanging off his shoulders was too much for me.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Just returned from a three-week visit with my parents. My mother has dementia and my 87-year-old father is her full-time caregiver. Guilt over leaving them.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Occassionally. Shoot. Did it again.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Sound

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    To stay out of the way.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    I don’t know– how do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    MJA!

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    I don’t even have to think about that. Glenn Beck. Can’t stand him.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    I’ll have to get back to you on that one!

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    I’m a new fan of Richard Dreyfus so he’d definitely be on the list, as well as James Woods. Not interested in what any sparkling repartee that includes liberals.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    She’s not an actor, but I’ve been told several times that I resemble Condoleeza Rice (weird, since I’m white) and sound eerily like her.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    “Another One Bites the Dust”

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    I don’t participate in either.

  15. Whoa.
    Wanna update my “last time I cried” answer.

    Cry…when I watched a daughter asleep who was hooked on drugs. -D. Purvin

    And this —
    Just returned from a three-week visit with my parents. My mother has dementia and my 87-year-old father is her full-time caregiver. Guilt over leaving them. – Brown Eyed Girl

    And Doc mentioning Mad Jack.

    I didn’t expect such bracing and hard realities. I should have thought that question through.

  16. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Jericho 941 9mm. with hollow points. One on my nightstand, one strapped to my easy chair and one in my office.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Visit IOTWReport.com

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Visiting BFH in Florida.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Watching this > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
    from laughter.

    5- Word you continually misspell, even though you know better?
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Drafting new health care policy.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Move her from CNBC to Fox News.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    BFH

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Hannity, shut the HELL up Sean and let your guests SPEAK!

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Scarlett Johansson

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump, Clint Eastwood, Duane Johnson and Mark Wahlberg

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Brad Pitt, closest physical resemblance anyway.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    “Lady” by Kenny Rogers

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Battletanks on N-64.

  17. -The venerable Mossberg 500 Persuader/12 for the variety of loads possible and therefore utility. (I keep 3-inch magnum buckshot in mine. Too much for most situations, I know. It’s just that I plan on cutting them in half before they reach the front door, or stopping them before they even get out of their vehicle.)

    -Watch a movie on a rainy day.
    -Cried when my daughter in law miscarried last fall.
    -I laugh often, can recall several occasions where I got dizzy from it.
    -Lake.
    -I usually have to google the spelling of “restaurant.”
    -Hannity is annoying.
    -In the aftermath of the apocalypse, I can assist with repopulating as I am still fertile.
    -Maria has never been a problem for me.
    -My choice of celebrities to hang with would be musicians. The guys from Rush would be cool.
    -I can kick butt in ping pong.

  18. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    CZ SP-01 Tactical

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Snuggle with my dog and watch TV.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) At Rachel Maddow, election night 2016.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Death of my dog.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Continual.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Vast stockpile of ammo and reference books.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Give up and try a girl named Rachel.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    The various anons.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Glenn Beck, if you call his conservative. And Mike Church.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Ivanka Trump.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Al Pacino, Tucker Carlson, Clarence Thomas, Rush Limbaugh.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Sam Neil.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Crazy Mary

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    4 Position Rifle

  19. 1- best firearm
    Sig Sauer 1911 – here’s the one I’m going to get soon: https://www.sigsauer.com/store/1911-spartan-carry.html

    2- rainy day
    Comment on iOTWr or read a book. Currently reading some old Robert Heinlein. Just finished “Farmer in the Sky”.

    3- laughed
    1990s was home for Christmas. We laugh all the time. My two brothers and nephews are so funny. On Christmas morning, there were 21 of us in Mom and Dad’s living room opening presents. Someone said something and I started laughing. It built until we were all gasping for breath. Then I couldn’t even sit on the chair; I rolled onto the floor (literally) laughing and my sister said, “There she goes!”. My brother started to howl and between shrieks, said, “Did you say ‘Thar she blows?!” It was all over then. No one could speak for 10 minutes.

    I miss my family. That’s one reason I’m moving back to MI.

    4- cry
    Packing up to move, I finally got rid of most of Zoe’s things. I gave some to an animal shelter and the rest (very loved by Zoe) had to be trashed. It was a year ago last Wednesday that I lost her.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Allowed or aloud. After scoring student essays for the last 14 years, I cannot remember anymore without really thinking about which one to use properly!

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Stream (creek). Been looking online for houses to buy and if they have a creek, I bookmark it. I found one with a little bridge over the creek and almost fainted, it was so cute.

    7- best contribution
    Teaching kids

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria
    Tell her, “Go for it, girl”.

    9- Favorite commenter
    Many, but currently it’s a tie between Dadof4 and VietVet. And I always have to read what Uncle Al says.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you
    Sean Hannity – would he just shut up and let people talk?

    11- leftist scum, physically attractive
    Ben Affleck

    12- 4 celebrity guests
    Two conservatives and two liberals. Match to the death.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Amy Adams in about 40 years.

    14- song at a wedding
    Color My World by Chicago. But I would lip sync.

    15- Sport or game
    Bowled in High School, softball in college. But best board game was Risk. I was ruthless.

  20. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Rail Gun.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Complain, Complain!

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    A team mate farted when we were on the court. Everyone moved away all at once. I nearly fell over laughing.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    I reloaded some insulin into my pump the other day and remembered the price of it. I couldn’t eat for the rest of the day.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Privilige. Ugh. I had to look it up again. privilege

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    I don’t care for watery areas because of all the hair frizzing, but I do like rivers.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Probably that rail gun I want to get. Oh, and I can sew. Sort of.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Does she want to go back to San Juan? Because I know a boat she can get on.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    What? I can’t choose. I love each and every one of them like my own chirrins.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Sweaty Thumb.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Eh. I’d have to think about it more than I have time for.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Paula Deen, Ben Carson, Sheriff Clarke, Ted Nugent

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    “Madea”. But thin and better dressed. lol

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Relax Max

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Pickleball

  21. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? Well, I wouldn’t take Biden’s advise.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Clean

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    We were at someone’s house and I was picking up a powdered donut and my husband made me laugh and
    I spewed powdered sugar everywhere. (Yeah, you had to be there!)
    4- Last thing that made you cry? This past Easter when my husband almost died.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? Plagiarize

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Ocean (actually the Gulf)

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? I’m a nurse

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? I keep reading “Korea” instead of “Maria” and I would drop a MOAB on Little Fat Boy

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Too many to list

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Hannity

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    There are no attractive liberal men
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Ronald Reagan, Bibi, Margaret Thatcher, and Joan Rivers

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Catherine Hicks

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? No one would want to hear anything I sang

    15- Sport or game you are best at? I like to work out but I don’t participate in competitive things–better for my mental health!

  22. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?- so many to choose from- only one- I would have to go with my first purchase 12 gauge pump.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Make a fire and read with hot coco

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) live improve show. They set a joke up and the punchline was not till half way through the show and it was as slow build up- by the time it hit I was literal out of my chair, on the floor, pounding the floor because I could not breath I was laughing so hard.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? There is shedding tear and then there is crying. Any melancholy movie will jerk a tear out of me. The last I really cried would be the loss of our first child.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? I’ll stump spell check more often than not.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? River, was a river guide for 3 summers on the Salmon.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? I’d like to say teaching History and Civics but the sad reality is probably maintaining order- I’m the guy with lots of guns and thousands of extra rounds.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Cut all social spending- then if Maria has a problem she will fix it herself.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? I like them all. Worst case I see things in a different way and best case I will see things in a better way.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Hannity.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. I;ve been told I look like Newman from Seinfeld- so that guy.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? I would give the bride her choice of anything by The Doors and then cross my fingers that all those hours listening in High School would pay off.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? There was a time when I was an exceptional white water kayaker (class V). I’d have to lose about 150 pounds before I could river run in a kayak again

  23. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? 12 gauge

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Read

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) My non political wife hearing Obama on TV and yelling “Oh shut up, Farthead!” at the TV

    4- Last thing that made you cry? The death of my wife’s grandma. She was my buddy.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? Of, because my thumb always hits the I, e.g. Cream if Wheat

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? All of the above

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Common sense

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? I married Carrie. Problem solved

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Mad Jack, 😞

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Mark Levin

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Scarlett Johanssen

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Chuck Norris, Sean Connery, Tom Selleck, Martina McBride (so I can look at her eyes. Gorgeous)

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Chris Pratt

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? Livin’ on a Prayer

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Volley Ball

  24. So, no one has caught BFH’s mispell as being misspelled? Interesting.

    I just got in from a long day. I’ll check back with my answers. I skipped the one years ago and I think that it’s interesting to see what people wrote after a good amount of time passes. Like a time capsule.

  25. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    1911 45 automatic.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Watch old reruns of Twin Peaks to try to figure it out.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) When Trump beat Hillary on Nov. 8, 2016.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Watching an ASPCA commercial with dogs that were abused.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? thier.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Fertilizer.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Slapping goes a long way.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Vietvet

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Greg Guttfield

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Bette Mitler

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Tucker, Ollie North, Newt, and Sean Hannity

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Peter Sellers

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    “Dance me through the End of Love”

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Baseball but I love football.

  26. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Shotgun
    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Read, web surf
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    The Jimmy Buffett convention in 1999 in Key West with several of my insane family members. My younger brother was in one of the bands featured that year, and he is a handsome guy. The last night of the convention was also the beginning of the Halloween festivities, a huge gay party there. Sitting in the Hog’s Breath saloon watching the gaggle of girls dancing seductively in front of my brother at the mic gradually being pushed aside by a gaggle of guys dancing seductively in front of him was pretty funny. Then again, after enough pitchers of margaritas, damn near everything was hilarious. But those poor guys were definitely barking up the wrong tree.
    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    2010.
    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Cooking and canning any leftists who might have survived.
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    See #7
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Too hard to choose
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Hannity
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Johnny Depp
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Adam Baldwin, James Woods, Milo Yiannopoulos, Pat Condell
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Janine Turner
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Friends In Low Places
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Scrabble

  27. 1. Firearm. My S&W .357 magnum revolver
    2. Rainy day fun. Hang out with friends
    3. Laughed really hard. I saw two women get into a fight in a var parking lot. After a round of synchronized hair pulling, one woman threw a really awkward kick and screamed “Hi Ya!”. She missed with the first kick, so she tried another. She screamed “Hi Ya” again, missed again, and tried so hard to kick high that she ended up landing on her ass. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t catch my breath.
    4. Cried. My aunt died last fall.
    5. I misspell stuff frequently, but neutron always trips me up.
    6. Ocean
    7. After the apocalypse, I would brew beer.
    8. Maria has been a problem again? She probably needs spanked.
    9. Favorite commenter? That’s a tough one. When it comes to contests, Chalupa rocks.
    10. Annoying pundit. Mark Levin
    11. Leftist scum. Um… I can’t think of one. I try to ignore them.
    12. 4 celebrity guests. Clint Eastwood, Gary Sinease, Norm McDonald, and Rush Limbaugh would be entertaining.
    13.actor to play me? Can I pick Charlie Brown, even though he’s a cartoon character?
    14. Sing at a wedding? Only if I wanted to have people boo and throw stuff at me. No thanks.
    15. Sport or game? Foosball.

  28. 1. Glock
    2. Draw, Paint, Cook something delicious
    3. My Father told a story that was the funniest I’ve ever heard. To this day I can laugh myself silly
    just thinking about it. My Father had a way with words and he kept a straight face through the
    entire story. We screamed and laughed until we were exhausted and laughed into the next day.
    My stomach was sore from laughing and I could think of nothing but this crazy story. The story
    was about a man who wanted to kill himself because he was useless. He walked into a
    hardware store, stole a chainsaw and attempted to cut off his own head. The man destroyed
    the hardware store in the most comical ways. I laughed so hard after getting into bed I fell on
    the floor making things even funnier. Did I mention this was a true story?
    In the morning we begged my Father to tell it again so we could record it. My Father said the
    second telling is never as funny as the first and declined.
    4. The last thing to make me cry was bad news from my Dr.’s office this past Friday.
    5. Mozzarella
    6. Ocean
    7. Give everyone my most valued recipe that all my friends want
    8. Make her my slave
    9. None
    10. Hannity
    11. Leftists attractive? How silly! Leftists are afraid of me and that’s the way I like it
    12. Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Jo Pesci
    13. I don’t know who could portray me, I’m one of a kind
    14. American Woman
    15. Jet Ski

  29. 1 I have a model 1200 Winchester 12 gauge shotgun that I would load with 00 buckshot. 2 I would probably read on a rainy day or listen to my satellite radio and read at the same time. 3 The hardest I ever laughed was reading Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, and the others guys in the compartment with me on board the USS Kitty Hawk CV 63 telling me to shut the hell up and the 1st time I watched Monty Python And The Holy Grail with some friends and one named Woody who was laughing so hard the rest of us were caught up just laughing with him. 4 my wife’s funeral was the last I really cried, before that ii was putting my dog Buddy down after he had a stroke, that was hard. I generally don’t misspell words since I learned to read and write phonetically as a kid, I almost won a spelling bee till my best friend made me laugh by making faces at me. 6 I love the Ocean, especially the Pacific and Indian Oceans. 7 After the apocalypse I hope I can bring back literacy and reading writing back to civilization by being a living book. 8 I don’t know what the deal with Maria is 9 My favorite commenter is probably Vietvet because of his mastery of puns, I love puns and stupid jokes. 10 The one conservative pundit I can’t stand is Glenn Beck, he annoys the hell out of me especially since I used to like him but his Never Trumpism bugs me, I just don’t understand him anymore. 11 I’m not sure on this one since there are too many leftist scum I disagree with me that I think are attractive. 12 Not knowing any celebrities I don’t know who I’d invite to dinner, this is a hard one but if I had to choose I might pick Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Ray Bradbury and Russell Kir.k 13 Unfortunately for me I bear a strong resemblance to Rob Reiner AKA The Meathead and I don’t who could play me as a skinny, tall, nerdy kid growing up. 15 I can’t sing worth a damn but I did dance to Stand By Me by Ben E. King at my daughter’s wedding in 2013. 16 I like taking long walks (is walking considers a sport) by myself where I can get out and think and pray.

  30. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    A: 12 gauge shotgun

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    A: I sleep best when it rains.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    A: First time I saw the movie, Mad, mad, mad, mad, world…when I was 8 y.o.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    A: The Scene in Lone Survivor when Axe gets shot.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    A: Privilege.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    A: Ocean.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    A: Finishing the removal of the remaining parasites one by one.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    A: “Malaria”? DDT, that’s how. Fuck the EPA.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    A: Bad_Brad. Because guns and patriots gotta stick together.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    A: Neil Cavuto, because he always interrupts people mid-stream.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    A: Tamara Holder or Jessica Tarlov.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    A: Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    A: Mr. Clean.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    A: Call Of Duty World at War. iRacing Nascar on the PC.

  31. Tiger Eyes, I got choked up reading your answer to question number 4. I pray all turns out well.

  32. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    The one that’s closest to my hand.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Curse the weather.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    In college my roomy and I came up with an idea for a short animated film. I was about cutesy wootsy bunny rabbits unwittingly entering into a leper colony.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Getting body-slammed by a big SUV.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Gubmint.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Ocean.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Soylent Green.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask answer

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Too many to choose.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Hannity…”literally”. But that’s the only thing he does that irritates me.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Helen Thomas. (serves ya right for asking)

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    William F. Buckley, Frank Zappa, Greg Gutfeld, and Tor.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Tor.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Torn Between Two Lovers.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Foozball.

  33. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    The closest one.
    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Take a nap (just got up from one).
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Getting drunk with new friends.
    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Shooting that nail thru my finger with the power framer.
    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Misspell.
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Sound.
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Refuse the new authority.
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Ask Juan, he knows.
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Claudia – nothing like Claudia’s Sunday posts.
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    I don’t pay enough attention to anyone else to get irritated.
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Until they open their mouth, just about any female TV ‘reporter’. They don’t get those jobs by looking bad, just acting that way.
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Jay Leno, Harrison Ford, Mark Harmon and Leonard Nimoy.
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    That Baldwin hack. He’d actually have to act to get me down straight.
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    At one of my girls wedding? Halleluiah.
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Uno.

  34. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    My Kimber Stainless Compact, .45 ACP (pre-series II) Without a doubt.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    If cold and blustery, coffee Kalhua and Baileys.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Hard to pick just one. I was quite amused watching all the Cankles supporters crying.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    When Housecat#2 died.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Kaluha.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake w/ a stream, and some trout. Or catfish.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Backseat driver

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Duct tape. Fixes damn near everything.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    MJA

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Hemingway, Churchill, T.Roosevelt, and Hunter S Thompson in case conversation lags.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Now? Or when I looked like Tom Selleck?

    14- song at a wedding
    Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

    15- Sport
    Darts

  35. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    I have no idea. I’ll have to ask my father in law (retired policeman/fireman)

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Laundry, clean, turn the TV to old movies or the NHL.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    I was thinking about this the other day. Mom and I were shopping at Lazarus (I was 10-12 yo) and we were trying to pronounce the name of some fancy clothing designer that started with a V. We fumbled with the word over and over, started laughing, snorted too loud, laughed harder, shoppers started to stare, we kept laughing and finally sought refuge in the ladies dressing room till we could breathe and get ourselves under control.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Coming to terms with a recent diagnosis of my own (not life threatening but life changing) on the same day a very good friend told me that she had breast cancer.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Exersise. See, wrong again.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    River

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Designing new letterhead and billboards.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Tell Maria to take off her pink p*ssy hat and to shave once in awhile.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    BFH, I always want to hear your viewpoint. Poor Lazlo, MJA, VietVet and all the local area (WA state) commenters. Heck, everyone!

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Mark Levin…and locally, Todd Herman.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Maybe Matt Damon…?!?

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Norm MacDonald, Gordon Ramsey, Stan Lee and George Lucas.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Jeanine Turner when she starred in “Northern Exposure”.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Not gonna happen. I can’t carry a tune with a bucket.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Wizard of Oz Match 3 on the iPhone. I’m on level 297.

  36. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    Mossberg 12 gauge pump

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Read

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    A very tasteless joke I made to a 12th grade math class. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes. They laughed just as hard as I did though.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Death of a friend

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    Lisence

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Pond, right outside my door, off to the right.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    Food, and booze.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Don’t dwell on it. There are plenty of Marias in the sea.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    VietVet

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Mark Levin

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    Susan Sarandon

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    I don’t think I can name four celebrities that are interesting. Historical characters now, Abraham Lincoln, Frederick Douglas, Jeff Davis, and Joseph Smith should make for a lively evening.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    James Woods

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    I Could Never Promise You by Don Fransisco. I have actually sang this at a wedding.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Game – Blackjack

  37. OK, I’ll play…..

    1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? “Glock 19”

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? “Bass fishing”.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) “Jim Norton at Poco’so, Doylestown PA.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? “Pop and Mom getting buried at Arlington, last month”.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? “Business “. (Bizzyness)

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? “Hmmmmm, that’s a tough one. Toss-up between pond and stream. Because, trout/bass”.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? “I weld, plumb,carpenter, machinist, tool maker, mechanical engineer, fisherman, farmer. I’d fit in just fine”.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? “BFH, Moe Tom, also like MJA.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? “O’Reilly, hands down”.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. “John Malkovitch”.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? “Can’t live without you”.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? “Debating libtards “.

  38. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Short barrel shot gun.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Fish or watch a movie.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) Talking with AA, or a Dinner party. Van Der Leun and I have some great laughs on the phone all the time.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Thrump on 11-8-16
    The best cry I have had in a long time, it still makes me cry when I think about how lucky we all are that he is our President.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Thank God for AA. I don’t know if I can spell “I” wright.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake fishing, stream fishing. Any body of water fishing with AA.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Flint Knapping and Building Shelters. Passing on the history of the past. We would do well in the wake of a end of the world situation.
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Let her sing.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Right now Viet Vet, so quick, but most every one. Except commenters that come on and fling about the words nigger and cunt, it has no place on this site, we are all smart people. Would you use those words in a normal conversation?

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Ann Coulter

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Michael Moore.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    James Wood, Gerald Molen, Larry Arnn, and Donald Trump.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Sam Elloit

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Love Hurts.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Fishing and Golf, if I had more time for both.

  39. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Para Ordnance P-14 to fight my way to my Mossberg 590A1 or my Remington 870 (depends on what side of the house I’m on).

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Read, color or paint with my 7 yr. old granddaughter

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    I know I have, but it’s been so long ago, I don’t remember.
    Probably had to do with a bodily function, I can be pretty juvenile.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Death of a friend 3 days ago, privately while I was outside praying for his wife and family (not many left, they can never be replaced). That always does it to me. So do the memorials for fallen warriors, past and present.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    I’m an equal opportunity misspellor.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    A rolling Stream after a heavy rain, it’s music to my ears.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Common sense, knowledge and experience.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    You can’t solve other peoples problems.
    Their problems don’t become mine.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    I enjoy 98% and learn from many who are more knowledgeable than I. I’d list them, but I’d forget one, then I’d feel bad.
    Each has their own personality, style, experience and perspective. That’s what keeps me coming back.
    It’s good to be amongst intelligent, witty people.
    That being said, I repect and admire Navy Corpsmen, we share a bond that transcends any disagreement on any issue.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Don’t listen to the ones who irritate me.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    I find most women attractive physically (like IOTWR commenters, they all have their qualities)
    when they spew leftist diatribe, they lose all attractiveness.
    Attractiveness isn’t just physical.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Obama, Pelosi, Hillary clinton and any islamic suicide bomber —- When I leave to buy Ice Cream, I wish the conversation to become explosive.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Steve McQueen or Lee Marvin?

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Don’t sing or dance unless an attractive bridesmaid forces me to drink copious amounts of alcohol.
    At that stage, I would try to sing “Another one Bites the Dust”.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Combat Pistol.

  40. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Claymore in front yard, set in concrete so it can’t be turned around on you.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    For a second, I thought that said, “Who do you…”

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Probably an incident in Army Basic Training. Too long to relate here. I’ll post it some other time.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Can’t remember, maybe hearing “Amazing Grace” played at my father’s funeral.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    “judgment”

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    “Name five bodies of water and one of the senses.”

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    My extensive knowledge of useless and arcane Pre-Apocalyptic trivia.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Marry her off to an Austrian naval officer widower with a bunch of kids.

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Winston Churchill. Oh, wait – I thought you said “commoner”. Never mind…

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Bill O’Reilly, hands down.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Scarlett Johansson. I think I could straighten her out though, given the chance.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Peter Dinklage, Jim Parsons, Whoopi Goldberg, and Donald Trump.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Hugh Laurie.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    “Sixteen Tons”.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Avoiding work.

  41. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Even though my pistol-caliber carbines are superior for this job, my Glock 20 is the one that’s always ready to rock in the house because of portability.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    I run a gaming server. If no one is up for a few maps, I add to or tweak the maps and add a few more fun surprises.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    When my right hand man, who’s from California, told me everyone he knows (all libs) was pushing for secession after the election. After years of Texas wanting to secede – one election and Cali goes full retard. Hilarious! He used to make fun of Texas wanting to secede. Used to.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Little touched-my-heart cry or big my-heart-is-hurt cry? Watching a romantic proposal this week got to me. Little things matter. Bigly? My sisters death last July.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Remeber. It’s like I stutter every time and I forget the second m.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Any and all – I love the water. They all have their own different goodness to enjoy. Except for fishing in a pond, I prefer being on them rather than next to or in. Especially Texas lakes. Who knows what’s past those top 6 inches.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Survival skills. I can feed and shelter everyone without a single bullet or saw. But I would say my jack-of-all and master-of-none would fit in anywhere there is a missing skill.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Send her to sammich making school. That solves most Maria problems right there.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Whew. I’d hate to slight anyone by leaving them out. Always like what the girls have to say. Claudia’s heart always comes through and her love of animals, well, I will always be drawn to that. If I could steal her and get away with it, she’d be posting from a different IP… Vietvet is always clever and his IQ must be over 150 – jeenyus. BFH is so on target he cuts through the crap with few words – what a guy. Uncle Al is always good. Loco is crazy. Billy Fuster can’t be left out. and and and So – to be fair, I’ll go with…

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Meh, I stopped watching Bill O years ago because he irritated me. But many fill that bill. I don’t watch anyone that irritates me. Almost forgot what Obammy looked like for a while there.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Katy Perry. But, I would say no if she showed up at my doorstep – I have to care about the person I’m boinking. I’m glad you qualified it with “physically” attractive, that’s where starts and ends with her.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Clint Eastwood, James Woods, Donald Trump, Jeanine Pirro. If they were still alive? Ben Franklin, Winston Churchill, Cleopatra, Marco Polo – if we can keep him out of the pool. I left out Jesus from both lists because He would hog all the attention by merely being God in the flesh. I’ll have eternity with Him to talk about whatever. He’ll be at the dinner anyway. Dude shows up everywhere. I’m sure He forgives me on this one. 😉

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Embarrassed to say, but Seann William Scott. He would pass for my brother more than my own brother. He’s even got my nerdy jerkiness down pat. Everyone in my life agrees, even my boys. (hangs head in shame)

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? It would change depending on whom it’s for. Sweet Child O’ Mine? First marriage for a lifetime bachelor? Back In The saddle Again – changing “I’m” to “He’s”. For my gay friends – Dude looks like a Lady? Probably none of these if it happened next week, Got to tailor it to the couple. Relevance.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Was track long ago and not so far away. Now days it’s the gaming server I run. Everyone wants to kill the rabbit. Catch me if you can. Lots of friends, lots of love, lots of fun.

  42. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? S&W Model 28.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Watching old movies (I like OSS training films on Youtube) or grooving to old tunes.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    A friend stopped by when I was on the air. He wanted to “engineer.” He was using my headphones. When I was trying to read the sports, he was impressed with how the headphone made my voice sound and was making many lewd gestures to show it — all while I was trying to read live on the air. Ever tried not to laugh when you could not help but laugh?

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Being misunderstood about something that was really important to me.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? During — I keep wanting to add a second “r” because the word has a short “u.” I had a teacher in high school who constantly said you could spell correctly if you pronounced a word correctly. I also read that if you were to read a book that was wet with a tear you could easily tear it. And I would hate to live near a live volcano.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Ocean.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Mentor young people.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? There is a problem with Maria?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Too many good ones from which to choose.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Sean Hannity — I wish he would learn what the word “literally” means.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Anyone my age is too haggard to be considered good looking. Besides, I tend to be more impressed with women I know in real life as opposed to pre-fabbed eye candy.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? From any time? Donald Trump, Winston Churchill, Jack Webb, Laura Ingraham

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. If Audie Murphy can play himself why can’t I?

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? It would depend on whose wedding it was for — it would be something appropriate for the people involved.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Track — as long as I don’t trip no other skills are needed.

  43. 1. Best fire arm? 12 gauge

    2. Rainy day? Read

    3. Hardest I laughed? I said something my husband thought was funny. He laughed so hard he started crying. Well, my daughter was watching all this and she looked at me and said “Mom! You broke Dad!”. That started me laughing and neither of us could stop…Yeah, you had to be there.

    4. Last thing that made me cry? Reading your post about​ Mad Jack.

    5. Words I misspell? None..God bless Spiel Cheek.

    6. Waterway I like? Lake

    7. My contribution to a new society? I love books, I be the local librarian.

    8. Solve a problem like Maria? Introduce her to Lucille?

    9. Favorite commenter? I enjoy all y’all, don’t make me play favorites.

    10. Conservative pundit who drives me crazy? Hannity!

    11. Sorry, beauty is only skin deep and ugly is to the bone. I don’t find any lefty even remotely attractive.

    12. Dinner guests? Joan Rivers, Reagan, Thatcher, Bibi

    13. Actor in my bio-pic? Just for fun, let’s say Betty White in her Rose Nyland character.

    14. Song I would sing at a wedding? Toss up between Separate Ways and 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…I’m not a huge fan of weddings.

    15. Sport/Game I’m good at? Well, I suck at playing sports, so I’ll go with playing Monopoly. I’ll own your ass!

  44. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    M61 Vulcan.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Shop local stores.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Lots of alcohol. A lot of circumstances.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    My favorite cat ever passed away. 19 year old Maine Coon.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Sheriff.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    All of the above. I have always lived near water.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    I would walk outside during it and be vaporized.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Huh? didn’t take this class.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Mark Twain or Ayn Rand. It hasn’t got any better.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    I wasn’t a fan of Bill O’Reilly.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Helen Mirren.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    I’d like to argue with Amy Schumer, Liam Neeson, Nancy Pelosi, and Michael Stipe about gun control.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Mark Wahlberg.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? ‘Heartbreaker’ by Pat Benatar. Hopefully she would sing.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Tennis or volleyball.

  45. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Taurus .45Long Colt/.410 Revolver with the laserdot, loaded with double-O buck. But since I don’t have that, yet, I have a Rem 870 loaded with high-brass double-o next to my bedroom door.
    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    That would be every other day where I used to live (in MI), but very rarely in the high desert southwest now. If there are people around on this theoretical rainy day definitely Scrabble or Scoring Anagrams, which were the group amusement in the home where I grew up.
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever
    you ever laughed?
    That is tough because I laugh very hard a lot, but one more recent “laughed-so-hard-I-near-lost-control-of-my-bodily-functions” was watching my chickens catch mice and then play keep-away and tug-of-war with them. That is nearly fatally funny every time I see it(definitely fatal to the mice).
    4- Last thing that made you cry? ………..My Dad’s death.
    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Hillary
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    All of the above. I’ve lived next to a lake, next to a creek, next to an ocean(literally), and love to fish rivers, and I’d imagine a sound is pretty good fishing.
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the new emerging society?
    Staying FAR away from it.
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    “Talk to the Hand, Baby-Cakes!”
    9- Favorite commenter?
    Any “favorites” question is iffy, because I am a different person when I am in a different mood, but I often get a kick out of MJA.
    10- [“]Conservative[“] pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Savage. If hating wasn’t sin I’d hate him, and even then I might make an exception just for him.
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? I dislike Savage so much I’ll say it again. I. DO. NOT. LIKE.SAVAGE
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person a TOTALLY, MIND-BLOWINGLY, NUCLEAR SUPER-HOTTIE!
    Scarlet Johanson without any hesitation, no one else is in the same contest.
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner… (And etc)
    We’re going to have to call up some of the deceased for this party: Bill Buckley, Ronaldus Magnus, Margaret Thatcher, Whittaker Chambers.
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Sam Elliot
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Karen Carpenter had a long list of wedding-type songs I like to sing in the bathtub.
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Archery as a sport, and scoring anagrams or scrabble as games.

  46. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    A Kinetic launched from space

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Answer BFH’s questionnaires

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    Lol, I forgot the circumstances but remember I almost choked to death laughing (food caught in throat), to this day I can’t remember what I was laughing about but I do know what it’s like to have your life flash before your eyes

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Work, my work is that stressful. Thank goodness I only cry about it once every few years

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    Attatchement

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Pond

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    Killing off all the useless people

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    When did YOUR problem become MY problem? Haha! A friend taught me that line, I love it!

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    There are so many, maybe instead of favorite we should play fuck, marry, kill

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    I can’t stand Alex Jones’s voice! I read the articles but can’t watch the vids.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    I’d rather screw an old conservative than a young lib so no, no thank you

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    Can I have 4 hookers instead? Less talk more………….

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Robin Lively. She doesn’t look like me but I think she’d play me well.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    Misty

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    Go Fish

  47. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    Shotgun

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Play guitar (I do it on sunny days, too.)

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    Dunno.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Mom’s death

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    None. That’s what spellcheck is for.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Any of them, I love to fish.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    The guy that says “I told you this was gonna happen.”

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Ignore her. I don’t like musicals.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    Mark Levin, not even close.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Sean Hannity. He’s a GOP cheerleader, IMO. Nice guy though, it seems.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    Drawing a blank on this one.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    They’re all dead.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Ken Osmond

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    Her Comes the Sun

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    Fishing

  48. If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? Whatever got banned that week.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Read/write

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) A university friend and I were at her place making comments about the women’s studies professor who pretended she didn’t know who Marilyn Monroe was. We’re both born long after MM’s time and we had no trouble knowing, but understood the prof was a libtard who acted like she was too above pop culture to know such silly and frivolous things. Oh and my vegetarian, feminist, lesbian, libtard roommate. We “laughed like eejits” and I think we were drunk.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? Star-Spangled Banner.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? freind

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Re-recording historical details.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Marry her off or send her back to the nunnery.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? MJA

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? AP. Forget “somehow.” He irritates me.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Hmmmm. Drawing a blank. I like Bradley Cooper but I’m not sure of his leanings.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Willem Dafoe, Christoph Waltz, Jeanine Turner and Nigella.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Scarlet Johansen. (!)

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? I adore singing but I’m pretty sure no one wants to hear THAT.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Trivial Pursuit

  49. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    12 gauge shotgun

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Write code

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Some driver had road rage while me and my buddies were heading up to the mountain to ski. Screaming and yelling at us, they took a turn off the highway but missed and hit the curb. Sparks were flying and we were dying.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    This: https://www.vevo.com/watch/crowded-house/she-called-up/GB0400700115

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Recieve

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Lake Powell!

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    I would be the one running towards the bright flash

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Deport her

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask
    9- Favorite commenter?
    Abigail

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Mr. Bill

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Sally Kohn baby! Sheryl Crow

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Tucker, Coulter, Ingraham and Dolly Parton

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    I would play me

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    You Sexy Thing

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Skiing, pong

  50. Oh My, that’s a lotta reading. But here goes:
    Home Protection: Land mines, Machine guns, a variety of pistols.
    2. Rainy Day: Iotw report, Mark Steyn, Pat Condell reruns, History Channel.
    3. Good laugh. Officer called me from an apartment in the Bronx. “Sarge, I’m at 601 Webster, Apt 310, an old lady just shot her husband dead because he stepped on the flood she had just mopped.”
    “Did you arrest the woman”?
    “Not yet Sarge, the floor is still wet.”
    OK,OK, but that was the best laugh I’ve had in years.
    4. Cry. Drunk, snagged my foreskin in my zipper. Wished I was Jewish.
    5. Amature.
    6. Babbling brook, Ocean.
    7. Be nice, stop the bullshit, no more lawyers.
    8. In 1950s NYC stay to fuck away from Puerto Rican girls, if you’re Irish.
    9 Commentators here. So many, I will not mention. Wonderful site.
    10. Bill O’Reilly, but he really got screwed by the left.
    11. Maxine Waters. Would I lie?
    12. Dr. Ben Carson, President Trump, Newt Genwrich, and Jeff Sessions.
    13. Cast Me? Lee Marvin.
    14. Wedding Song. Daddy’s Little Girl.
    15. Sports? I was mediocre at Gaelic football and soccer. I was good at golf for a while, 12 handicap lasted about a season . I would enjoy beating the snot out of Obama.

  51. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? When I lived in California, where it is difficult to get a firearm, it was a Louisville Slugger (messy, but effective). Now that I live in flyover country, it is a Glock.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Read IOTW, of course!

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) Last night, in bed, snuggling my husband — can’t say more. Glad you were not there. No offense, but more than two’s a crowd.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? I honestly can’t remember.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? I was an English major. I don’t misspell words; and, I use fancy punctuation.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? All of them – I love the water.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? I would teach spelling; and, punctuation.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? True story: I was once helping my daughter with a school project that took weeks and weeks of work. We stayed up way past bedtime many nights, and the later it got, the punchier we got, and we would sing, “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria” to entertain ourselves and keep ourselves awake. The school project was stupid, but the memories – fantastic!
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? I love them all, except for that guy who picked a fight with BFH a few weeks back. He kind of freaked me out. I pray for him.
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Erick Erickson, Bill Kristol, any never-Trumper.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Honestly, the minute a lefty opens his mouth, my tingle meter takes a dive. I find stupidity to be wildly unattractive. Therefore, there is no leftist scum that I find attractive, since none of them can keep their mouth shut.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Andrew Breitbart (this is fantasy, so I’m going all out here), Rush Limbaugh, Gavin McInnes, Lauren Southern, Milo Yiannopoulous, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Mark Steyn, Ann Coulter, Alex Marlow, Ace of Spades, Don Surber, Sundance of The Conservative Treehouse, Sabo, Oleg Atbashian, BFH and MJA. There’s plenty of food and drink, so I’m having a bigger party than just four guests.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Maria! That’s how we’ll solve that problem!

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? Simply Irresistible

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Vodka

  52. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    A shotgun.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Whatever I do for fun any other day. Seattle, you know. When it snows I like to do Charles Wysoki jigsaw puzzles.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.) It just happened again yesterday. I have an Air Force buddy who attended our bi-annual reunion at McChord. We laugh just sitting next to each other. Got us into trouble because we always looked like we were having too much fun, apparently. Also laugh alot w/Geoff C. I just like to laugh a lot.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Definitely on 11/8/2016. Cried like a relieved survivor. Then drank champagne for the next 3 days straight.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? Is it “affect” or “effect”?

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    In order: river, stream, lake, sound, ocean, pond.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    I think I’d be a great Sunday school teacher and I’d like to work with teens on social graces. I can sew clothing, kill my own food, build a brick wall and make good meals from little.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    I never thought Maria was a problem.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    Viet Vet is so darn quick and he makes me laugh every time. There are so many insightful, thoughtful and funny commenters here. You’re lucky, Fur.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    I love Dobbs, but I’m always muttering at him to “just spit it out!” He spends too much time just trying to collect his thoughts.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    Sex starts in the brain (at least for women). Therefore, I find no leftist scum attractive. In the least.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    (living or dead, right?) Newt Gingrich, Stephen Miller, M. Stanton Evans, Jon Voight.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    I chose Ingrid Bergman. Geoff C. says Maureen O’Hara, Myrna Loy or Kathryn Hepburn.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    The song “Truly” by Lionel Ritchie (change words as sung to the groom).

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    Used to be a good swimmer and rower, but I’m not even good at croquet. I’m a better-than-average Scrabble player. I almost always beat Geoff C. at fishing — bingo, bango, bongo (first, biggest and most). He lies better. That’s the first rule of fishing.

  53. illuster8 you need to get together with joe6pack,or Bad Brad for some lessons.
    And on another note there are a lot of us that live here in the Puget Sound area that need to get together for a summer picnic,
    What do you all think?

  54. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    Shotgun

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Fix clocks, binge watch British TV programs

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    Something funny while washing dishes with my sister when we were teens. Couldn’t catch our breath and were rolling on the floor, as tears ran down our faces. Don’t even remember what started it.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Failure at marriage after 38 years

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    Colour, behaviour

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Sound

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    Anything to do with children.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Love her and use her pluses with joy.

    9- Favorite commenter?

    Dennis Prager

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Hugh Hewitt

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    I’m sorry, hatefulness exudes from every pore of scum, thus making it unattractive.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    Ted Nugent (spelling probably wrong), Kid Rock, Trey Gowdy and President Trump

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Kathy Bates

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    The Best Is Yet To Come

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    40 years ago football.

  55. BTW, I just want to say that I am truly awed and humbled that some people think that I make good comments here.
    Thank you sincerely from the bottom of my heart.

    (NOTE: To the rest of you who took my bribes and still haven’t filled out the survey yet, you’d better come through on this. You know who you are.)

    😉

  56. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    don’t know nothin bout history or firearms….spent the end of the sixties and better part of the seventies with a knitting needle stashed in the seam of my jeans right leg, knee down….only had to draw it once….don’t know if he survived….don’t care, either

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    ….in the oldentimes, i went muddlewumping…..now i just enjoy the fact that the sun is not blinding me….on really rainy days, i re-reroute the creeks to where i expect them to go…..great fun, with shovel and hoe…..

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    …i got stuck laughing on a toilet, and could not stop….it’s possible drugs may have been involved…almost passed out before i was rescued……
    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    watching my superpatriot iraq war veteran son turn into a socialist loon who hates his mom

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    i am a human spellcheck….i don’t misspell any word, ever….except on purpose, like toadly or frinstance…
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    pond, when it’s snowing and the reflection of the snowflake meets the snowflake and both evaporate…..stream, cause of the gurgling…..ocean, cause of the roaring…..delaware river tried to kill me, and lakes try to blind me……
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    trick question….i could not possibly survive the applecrisp….

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    i would copy her answer, cause of she sits next to me in math…..
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    nice try……

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    tie between hannity and sweaty thumb…..leading toward thumb, since no matter how many times i asked, he never explained why i was banned from redstate….course, i probbly (INTENTIONAL) couldn’t get on hannity either…..
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    35 year old antonio banderas was one of God’s greatest masterpieces….he’s still pretty tasty, but not like in the oldentimes….(AGAIN, SPELLING INTENTIONAL)

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    mae west
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform
    been there, done that…..didn’t sing, but performed “color my world” on guitar for friends in the aforementioned oldentimes, and also “i’ll be with you in apple blossom time” for my brother’s wedding…

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    was on the field hockey team before i broke my back when i was 14…..so much for sports…..game?…..cards against humanity….i are a champion at cards against humanity….. 🙂

  57. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    12 gauge pump,

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Get wet.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    I don’t laugh. I consider it a strength.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Onions

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    Pretty much everything.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Pond

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    Cereal Killer

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Diarrhea?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    You

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Each and every one of them at one point or another.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    Helen Thomas

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    The ones that didn’t show up.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Mel Gibson

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    Ceelo Green – FUCK YOU!

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    Hockey

  58. how did i miss 12?
    if they have to be alive…..
    milo…..mark stayn….paul joseph watson……johnny depp for laughs….

    from history?

    oscar wilde…..winston churchill…. thomas jefferson…..jane austin for laughs……

  59. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    I know little about firearms. Trust me, with my bad eyesight and lousy coordination, you don’t want to put anything that goes “Bang!” in my hands.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    I turn off all the electric lights, except for one lamp with a rather weak bulb. I start up a long playlist with a lot of weird MP3’s (like Procol Harum’s “Repent, Walpurgis” or anything by Univers Zero and the Soft Machine) Then I put on a thick housecoat and slippers, settle down in my most comfortable chair with a brandy snifter and a bottle of Drambuie to enjoy an afternoon of reading H.P. Lovecraft by the dim light of that lamp.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    I suddenly got a pun in a Firesign Theater album I had owned for more than thirty years and listened to dozens of times. It took me thirty years to get a joke!!!

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    When my father’s Alzheimer’s left him unable to recognize me or anyone else in the family.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    Me know spel gud, nede uze dickshunarey alwaze.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    Stream.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    I see myself in a kind of secular monastic role, doing clerical work and record-keeping, trying to preserve some kind of information link between the old world and the new.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    She’s a woman, that’s a problem you’ll never solve.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask
    9- Favorite commenter?

    No one in particular. Hope I didn’t hurt anybody’s feelings.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Glenn Beck. I hate that man so much that, if I believed in voodoo, I’d study it just so I could make his cock and balls rot off.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    A young Glenn Close.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    You didn’t say they had to be living, so I’d pick Ambrose Bierce, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Dustin Hoffman.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    “The Wedding Song” by Peter of Peter, Paul and Mary.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    None of them. I have like no athletic ability whatsoever—zero, zilch, zip, nichts, nada—like, nothin’, man.

  60. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? Glock 18

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day? Read or watch a movie

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.). There was marijuana involved, and we already had the giggles, then someone said something that was so stupid, I couldn’t stop laughing. My jaws and stomach were killing me the next day from all that laughter.

    4- Last thing that made you cry? The death of a friend.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? I never misspell anything. Won every spelling bee I was ever involved in.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean? Lake

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society? Nothing good, I’m sure.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria? Leave her be.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter? Too difficult to pick just one.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you? Glen Beck

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- Jon Bon Jovi

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting? Depends on if I want to see fireworks or not…if I’m looking for fireworks, Tucker Carlson, Ted Nugent, Bill Maher and Charles Krauthammer would be my guests. If I just want to have a good time, Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Big Fur Hat and Angry White Dude would be my guests. (Yeah, I know BFH and AWD aren’t celebutards, but I’d invite them anyway.)

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself. Sissy Spacek

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform? Whatever the bride and groom request. If I had to decide in one without their input, it would be Betcha By Golly Wow.

    15- Sport or game you are best at? Waterskiing

  61. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    16″ 12ga, 2&3/4 #4, pump action.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    They’re so rare: enjoy the rain and the western channel or TCM.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Everything is amplified as funny on graveyard shift around 0400.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Lost my teacher/my partner of 21 years last year. Best said by Alois Podhajsky, “My Horses, My Teachers,”

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Libtardantifafreak. Autocorrect always wants to change it to, democrat.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    Stream/Trout/Solitude

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    What God desires of me.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Again, too many. Enjoy the bantering/interaction with all.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Glen Beck, but is he really a conservative or just a conceited introvert?

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    None. The leftist part precedes any viable attraction.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    They’re dead.

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Long list of western actors. A couple are alive, the rest are dead.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Snaggle Puss, exit, stage left.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Anything firearms related. I’m your Huckleberry.

  62. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Canadian, self defense is frowned upon and results in lengthy jail sentences.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    splinter under my fingernail.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    two much too lisp
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    General P. Malaise

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    they are not conservative or they wouldn’t irritate me.
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

  63. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    something fully automatic. Like what the Terminator had.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    it was sex, but it never rained often enough.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    reminiscing with an old friend saturday night

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    was last sunday. A friend died alone. Climming a fence while turkey hunting. Shotgun went off. Search N rescue found him sunday morning. Left a wife and 5 kids.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor? climming

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    surf city

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    reproduction. (only if its raining)

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    Lie
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    forcing one to pick isnt fair. Abigail Adams, MJA, GFY, VietVet, Uncle Al etc, etc, etc
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    yeah, Levin. hands down

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    hmmm. dunno. Y0u should have posted examples.

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Vince Vaughn, J Voight, Tom Hanks, and that hot chick from ‘the man in the high castle’ (just for eye candy)
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Tom Selleck
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    a short one and quietly
    15- Sport or game you are best at? I was an excellent skier

  64. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    No idea, maybe a small pistol? [I don’t speak gun lingo]

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    I go out onto the porch and read, or I watch the spookiest murder mystery show I can think of. Rain makes the atmosphere so much better.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    It was a really REALLY stupid joke that my brother and I made involving a werebear, and Jeremy Clarkson. [I’m not kidding, in my defense, I was rather punchy at the time bc of how late it was.]

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    When I found out that my dad needs to possibly have his liver replaced.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    plausable, or mississppi. :b

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    stream, or ocean.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    My cooking skills, or my singing skills… OR MY GR8 IMAGINATION. 😀

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    With a man, a named Captain Von Trapp. [sprinkle in a couple of kids and you’re good to go.]

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    Er, well, I tend to AGREE with Abigail Adams and Dadof4 an awful lot… but I don’t play favorites. [mostly]

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Mark Levin [Glenn Beck doesn’t count as a conservative anymore.]

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Ohh, this is too easy…
    Jude Law, Sebastian Stan, and Karl Urban. ;>
    [how far left that last guy is, I’m unsure but you get the gist.]

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Tim Conway, Tim Allen, Woody Allen, Woody Harrelson. [I call it, ‘the evolution of celebrity name gathering’.]

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Drew Barrymore, younger ofc.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    ‘When I fall in love’ ‘On the Street Where You Live’ ‘Unforgettable’ All Nat King Cole songs, and all of them lovely.

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Tag football [girls can’t play real football, right? I’d get crushed], and by game do you mean board game or video game?
    Board Game: Yatsy or Clue. Video Game: Throw any rpg/jrpg at me and I’ll kick it’s @ss. [I’m also good at pokemon and any zelda game ever.]

  65. vietvet – didn’t mention you because YOUR CHECK BOUNCED……

    yeah, i went there…..watcha gonna do, fire me????

  66. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    M134 7.62×51 Minigun
    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    read a book, shot squirrels out my window w/ my Minigun, go out to eat
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    Hillary Clinton’s cancelled coronation
    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Death of my dad, birth of my 5th Grandchild
    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    spellcheck won’t let me … it’s fuquin’ Fascist
    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    yes
    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    Zombie killer
    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    we solved that problem … until they banned DDT
    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask
    9- Favorite commenter?
    luv Uncle Al for his knowledge, Vietvet for his wit, BFH for keeping things on an even keel
    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Hannity
    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive- SE Cupps
    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    all the interesting celebrities are basically taking dirt naps …. but Tom Selleck, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Ted Nugent maybe
    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Steve McQueen
    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    ‘You’re Having My Baby’ ~ Paul Anka
    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    baseball …. was best at ….

  67. @ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    I DID laugh rather hard when Hillary’s little followers began sobbing into their hands and clinging to one another like the world was crumbling down on them… But my brother’s stupid joke was just a tiny bit worse. Only barely though.

  68. @chuckie: Shhhhhh!…the others haven’t found out yet.

    I can send you a couple of books of S&H Green Stamps. Will that be OK?

  69. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?

    Any firearm that can bring down intruders quickly. I like shotguns.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?

    Reading conservative blogs. iOTWr my fave, of course.

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)

    Watched a video of an old guy fall behind a couch in a nursing home and get back up unharmed, and no one noticed. If that’s mean, so sorry.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?

    Today, thinking about God’s Love and Mercy for me and others.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?

    calander…whoops, calendar

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?

    ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?

    Finding supplies

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Make sure she and her anchor babies get a first class ticket back to Mexico.

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?

    MyLipsAreSealed
    (my alter ego non-commenter)
    Too many to choose.

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?

    Armstrong Williams. Glenn Beck’s fellow loon.

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-

    Dwayne Johnson – The Rock

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?

    Bibi Netanyahu, Clarence Thomas, Brunell Donald-Kyei, Brigitte Gabriel

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.

    Stacey Dash

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?

    “Kiss From a Rose”

    15- Sport or game you are best at?

    Vollyball, Canasta

  70. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    My Glock 19 with the high capacity magazines, night sights and +P ammo

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Pick my nose.
    No wait, quilt

    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    The bathroom of a Grey Hound bus many years ago.
    Un coup d”oeil sur la France and never mind

    4- Last thing that made you cry? A hospital bill

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    vehicule, it’s correct in French

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    ocean

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    O+ blood type, everyone wants it

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    duct tape

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    female – AA
    male – C. Steven Tucker
    I always learn something from both

    other – Mr. Pinko

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Mark Levin’s voice

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Oh puke. Guess I would have to say Mitt Romney

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Dinesh D’Souza, Mike Rowe, Rob Gronkowski, Grumpy Cat
    and add Vladimir Putin

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Lassie

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Dies irae

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    trap, double trap

  71. Brown Eyed Girl,
    Thank you so much for your kind words and your prayers. I had a very bad accident about a year and a half ago and the recovery has been slow with many setbacks. Shortly after surgery (due to the accident) I was diagnosed with cancer for the second time. I am a very optimistic person but the bad news I got on Friday really caught me off guard. I have too much to accomplish to worry about any of this so I just keep moving forward.
    I am sending prayers your way as dealing with a parent who isn’t well is very painful.
    Isn’t it wonderful that we have this site to keep us informed and distract us with humor.

  72. One thing I’ve learned on this thread. I’ve gotten the sex wrong on several commenters.

    My apologies if I have irritated anyone by that.

  73. @Dadof4: Don’t worry about it – a lot of people get sex wrong.

    You just have to keep practicing.

  74. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection? A 3000rpm gatling gun.

  75. 1- If you could only choose one, best firearm for home protection?
    Short barrel 12-guage shotgun with 00 shot.

    2- What do you do for fun on a rainy day?
    Sit on my porch and watch it rain.
    3- What were the circumstances surrounding the hardest you ever laughed? (I know, we had to be there.)
    While driving to Cape Lookout State Park, I said to my friend who had never been camping before, “The park is really hard to find.” She found the irony of the name and what I said so hilarious she start laughing hysterically, which got me laughing. Then just as we were getting control of ourselves we pass a road sign that had been altered by vandals. It originally read “Watch for ice”. but had been altered with black magic marker to read “Watch for Vice”. I think it took us at least 30 minutes before we could breathe normally.

    4- Last thing that made you cry?
    Getting diagnosed with stage 4 lymphoma.

    5- Word you continualy mispell, even tho u no bettor?
    Hillarious, uh Hilarious.

    6- Pond, lake, stream, river, sound or ocean?
    The crashing of ocean waves.

    7- After the apocalypse, what would your best contribution be to the emerging new society?
    While I wish it would be different, my most likely contribution would be food for worms.

    8- How do you solve a problem like Maria?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

    Now we’re getting to the question that everyone always wants me to ask

    9- Favorite commenter?
    VietVet

    10- Conservative pundit that somehow really irritates you?
    Dana Loesh, Tomi Lahren

    11- (Heresy alert) Even though they are leftist scum, somehow I find this person physically attractive-
    Claudia Chastain

    12- You’re inviting 4 celebrity guests for dinner. Which combination of people would you find most interesting?
    Gary Sinese,
    Kevin Sorbo,
    Richard Dean Anderson
    James Cavizel

    13- Cast the actor in the biopic about yourself.
    Curly from the 3 Stooges.

    14- If you had to sing a song at a wedding, what would you perform?
    Ave Maria

    15- Sport or game you are best at?
    Weight-lifting (before cancer).

  76. @Richard P. — So, what is the prognosis? Are you undergoing treatment or is the cancer in your past? I do hope so.

    Wishing you well.
    ~AA

  77. @Richard P: Hang in there, and try not to let it get you down (easier said than done, right?). A guy I used to work with was diagnosed with stage 4 lymphoma (NHL) about 12 years ago and he’s still on the green side of the grass. He had a number of chemo sessions and if they didn’t cure it, they managed to knock it back pretty darn good. The Doc who has been working with him on his treatments says he might die with it, but he probably won’t die of it.

    And yeah, I know that lymphoma comes in more flavors than Baskin and Robbins ice cream and every case is different, but I just thought you might like to hear something positive on the subject. I know I would.

    Best of luck.

    P.S. – I was very fortunate. They diagnosed my lymphoma at stage 1.

    🙂

  78. Thank you Abigail and VietVet. The diagnosis was about 14 months ago for Mantle Cell Lymphoma.

    I got intensive and powerful chemo for several months and that knocked the cancer back. After that, I get a stem cell (AKA bone marrow) transplant in September-October.

    I am currently cancer-free and back at work. My hair grew back, but a different color and much less gray. My beard has much more gray. The chemo damaged the disks in my back causing my spine to compress and I am nearly 2 inches shorter now than I was a year ago.

    Mantle Cell Lymphoma (MCL) cannot be completely eradicated, it always comes back, generally in 5 years with death 2 years later.

    But just a few months ago, a brand new drug was released for the treatment of relapsed MCL that actually targets the cancer cells directly. Without going too far off into the details, it is very effective. They will not call it a cure yet, but so far, 80% of the people who take the drug have killed off the MCL and remain cancer free.

    I now have real hope. But I still do not think I am going to contribute any more money to my 401k.

  79. Richard P: Sounds like great news, overall. Every year that goes by seems to bring new strides in cancer treatment, so who knows what tomorrow may bring. Here’s hoping for a complete cure for you. And me, too.

    P.S. – Chemo does funny things to your hair. Mine came back in white and wispy, plus a lot less of it. At least now I look more my age than I used to. And I can go a lot longer between haircuts, or maybe I should say “trims”.

    😉

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