He won’t do THAT again – IOTW Report

He won’t do THAT again

chimney burglar caught

Suspected Burglar Died After Getting Stuck in California Chimney.

10 Comments on He won’t do THAT again

  1. The sheriff’s office said its investigation indicates that the man tried to enter the home through the chimney overnight and got stuck, and the homeowner, who was away and returned Saturday, didn’t know anyone was inside until lighting the fire.

    So the man just hung out in the chimney for several hours? This story is too strange. If true, then Darwin for sure.

  2. Reminds me of the time Uncle Chet tried to surprise the family by coming down the chimney. Coincidentally we had just lit a fire and started singing “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…”

  3. “The Fresno County coroner will determine the man’s cause of death.”

    I think he got runned over by a reindeer.

  4. In the words of Jim Morrison of the Doors: “Come on baby light my fire, come on baby light my fire, try to set the night on fire!”

    No future breeding for that guy, no EBT cards either. More air for me to breathe.

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