Head Of Crime Family Thinks He’s President Of The United States

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Vic Orena went from leading the Colombo crime family to thinking he’s the president of the United States, his lawyer revealed Wednesday.

The lawyer for the Alzheimer’s stricken ex-boss of the crime family called for the mafioso’s compassionate release from prison, revealing the mobster sometimes believes he’s the commander-in-chief or running the military because of the degenerative disease.

Orena, who now uses a wheelchair and turned 87 in August, is “a shell of a man,” his attorney David Schoen said at a Brooklyn Federal Court hearing. More

18 Comments on Head Of Crime Family Thinks He’s President Of The United States

  1. Biden enjoys all the perks of the office. He thinks we can all suck it.

    Not like we’re doing anything about it.

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  2. “…Vic Orena went from leading the Colombo crime family to thinking he’s the president of the United States, his lawyer revealed Wednesday…”

    How ironic, Joek Biteme went from thinking he’s the president of the United States to leading the Biden crime family.

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  3. Seems to me Vic Orena has more experience running a business then the liar and thief puppet hiding in his basement.

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  4. Vincent “The Chin” Gigante headed up a mob crew. He was always seen hobbling around in a bathrobe and slippers, unkempt and disheveled, giving the appearance of a man in senile decline. He might have been senile, but he was the Boss nonetheless.

    Remember “The Chin” when Biden stutters and mumbles his way through a press opportunity or falls asleep in church and demands a sandwich on awakening.

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  5. I’m with Brad. The guy couldn’t possibly do any worse. Maybe he could get them to stop puttin pineapple on pizza too.

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  6. I don’t get the problem with pineapple on pizza. Shrimp, jalapeños, pineapple, those are the main toppings, that makes a good pizza. Maybe it should be called something other than pizza, but that’s a good tasting combo if you ask me.

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  7. ^ On really thin, crisp crust, joe6pak! (People just don’t appreciate sweet+sour+spicy hot! Let the recriminations begin!)

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  8. Damnit we can’t take it 😱
    We have a complete disaster called Sloe Joe the Ahole.🤬

    Oh Lord show mercy and bring us out of our misery. 🕊️❤️🙏

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