He’s available ladies

31 Comments on He’s available ladies

1. He’s available Obama.

2. Merciful heavens! That was his …?
   I thought it was a satellite picture of Florida.

3. #BlackLivesMatters issued statement claiming him a fraud. Claims racism.

4. Jeezlus! Isn’t there some kind of government program that can save this fella? I’m fairly certain we burned through $30M researching this at some point.

5. All I know is that Mrs. Garym just slapped me, for some reason, claiming I’ve been lying to her for the past 25 years ………….

6. Guess we know how boobie the rocket dog spends his time. I’m
   Guessing no wife.

7. My goodness. How does he get enough blood in that thing to get a woody? Maybe he doesn’t. That’s the cruel part of it.

8. He does. But then he passes out.

9. I wonder if kids can feed it peanuts? 😉

10. Well hell, he wouldn’t be able to enjoy it then.

11. I guess if you yank on it long enough…….

12. They can but it stuffs ‘um up his ass.

13. This reminds me of a dirty limerick. What…of course I’ll share it:

    A well-endowed fellow called Dannv
    The size of whose prick was uncanny,
    Made his wife, the poor dear,
    Take it into her ear,
    And it came out the hole in her fanny.

14. There was a guy in Warrenton, Missouri with a 16 incher that had to use spacers to keep from injuring his wife, according to local legend.

    Some “disability”.

15. So we finally found a bigger dick than Obama then?

16. So we finally found a bigger dick than Obama then?
    Surely you jest! There is no bigger dick than Barry. That science is settled.

17. all y’all fuckers are sick….i love it

18. Move to Las Vegas or the San Fernando Valley, and live the dream as a porno star
    He can (pardon the pun) set the bar, for the competition.

19. He just needs to contact Yeb so he can perform an “act of love”! Alas, poor Roberto was already deported to Mexico in 2011 by that mean ol’ presidente… oh yeah Obongo was presidente in 2011… oops! And now sadly, the Messican Gubbermint won’t even send he a check every month for being, you know “disabled”!!!
    I feel so sorry for him, don’t ya’ll?

20. Um, there’s still Andrew Cuomo.

21. He can write his name in the snow even when he doesn’t have to pee.

22. Hell, that guy can sit down to take a piss and unclog the toilet at the same time with that snake. 🙂

23. They don’t make catheters for something that long.
    Wait, there’s air-conditioner drain tubing.
    Never mind.

24. It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion…

25. I wasn’t going to look. Dammit, I wasn’t going to look.

    How does he walk?

26. If he got the clap the doc would just break out the plumbers snake……..

27. Does he wear shorts?

28. so when he says “thats a shallow creek” or “that water is damn cold” or other “big dick” jokes, he means it.

29. Was it Godfather I or Godfather II that had a scene “featuring” the Cuban legend, “Superman?”

30. Heh, even Karl Childers told that joke better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfMgc-b9zw
    .

31. There’s hung, and then there’s deformed.