What’s His Record?
1- Mowed the most square footage in one minute with a hand mower
2- Juggled 5 water balloons for the longest time without breaking one
3- Played the longest sustained note on a saxophone
4- Grew the longest known armpit hair
5- Swallowed the most live crickets in 30 seconds
6- Read 1 inch high type from the longest distance away
7- The longest sustained sound made by passing gas
8 – Has the world’s biggest penis
9 – Made the longest bowled strike (on a linoleum surface)
10 Passed the largest recorded kidney stone (passed through the urethra)
See how he captured a record HERE
My guess would have been ” Bailed out a jon boat with a red solo cup”, but I am crazy.
So, I was right about the big dick thing! What do I win?
The longest sustained sound made by passing gas? Can’t be. I hold that record.
Hasn’t taken a shower since birth….
You can’t make me know for sure it’s not 8 – Has the world’s biggest penis, because my wife says that’s right here.
The ‘stache is a dead giveaway…
Now that’s what you call an Anchor….. Baby.
Rosie O’donnell grew the longest known armpit hair.
Gotta be live crickets. No one has that look who doesn’t have live things crawling around inside him.
A Ronco dickstretcher
The same model he used.
You lie like a democrat……
how his last sexual encounter went
He drops his pant’s
she screams in horror “you said you were hung like a baby!”
he “I am it’s 18 inches 8 pounds 4 ounces”
“I find that hard to swallow.”
– Barack (from behind) Obama
What a Dick