What do you win for a Kumite championship?….Answer: ” A Michelin Man Belt”…
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I saw a whale tail. Eye bleach please.
6
I know karate, jui jitsu, kung fu, and a lot of other Japanese words, so don’t fuck with me, buddy.
6
I just put some Powdered Kumite in my slow cooked Chili for bit of extra flavor.
GO BILLS!
F@ck Mahomies
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I heard he’s sponsored by Dunlap tires and Dickie-do jockey shorts….
10
Sheee it…..
Distract him with a couple of Little Seizure’s pizzas and he’s harmless!
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Is kumite slang for an all-you-can-eat buffet?
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Cristy
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How big is a Kumite and how many did he have to eat to become champion?
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I’m thinking maybe he won the championship by eating the other participants.
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How much beer and junk food do you have to eat and drink to get a humongous gut like that. He’s a walking a walking candidate for a massive heart attack.
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It’s freaken amazing the number of FAT/OBESE out of shape guys thats hip are wider than their shoulder, who have muffin tops with little shinny legs, and 12 inch diameter arms hanging out their sleeves who think they are bad ass. And believe me, I’ve run into more than my fair share lately. I think COVID brought a lot of them out.
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I didn’t know Chris Christie Cream was 1987 Kumitae champ, did you?
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I can’t believe that he doesn’t just tip over.
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I thought his kicks were hilarious. But not as good as Matt Foley’s, RIP, GRHS.
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I’d like to see have seen the color of his martial arts belt before passing judgement, but it’s cleverly hidden under rolls of fat.
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Gee Wally, iz there a martial arts belt for obesity???
Sure Beave…. back of the hand to the face followed by: “PUT DOWN THE FORK FAT ASS!”
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“Kumite” might be code for eating everything in sight.
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Cripes, he was out of breath just yelling at the guy.
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The only problem I have is what round to put it down humanly.
And was he wearing thongs?
If he falls in the water, that life preserver around his middle will save him.
Oh, wait…
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If he falls in the water, surf’s up!
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@Bob – “…And was he wearing thongs?…”
I believe it was a thong (singular), not thongs (plural). But regardless, it just added to the bizarre nature of the video.
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My dog does better back kicks after he shits.
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It’s almost like morbid fascination, where you want to watch it, like replaying video of a train wreck over and over.
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Good lord, how did he survive covid? Must have dodged the jab.
We all get to chuck and puke that one……
It was an obvious staged video.
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Captain Ahab could not be reached for comment.
Well, now I don’t care if I gain a few pounds over the holidays, I still won’t look like that.
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Holy shit, and I thought I was FAT?!?!
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We used to have to wait for the circus to go see a freak show. The internet is so convenient, isn’t it?
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This is number one on my “things I didn’t need to see” list. It’s also number one on my “counting backwards from one million” things I didn’t need to see list.
Wasn’t even funny. The shit these assholes put out there thinking they will get a viral video.
The other guy was lucky. If he had thrown don the 1987 Kumite champion to the ground, he may have bounced causing great bodily harm o the aggressor.
That looks staged. The filming camera never moves so it was on a tripod.
How did his pants stay on?
He may yet go to the ground on his own.
I give him a 9 for an early dinner followed by a dessert date with Gov. Krispie Kreme.
Oh dear, there is a longer version.
https://youtu.be/GUns9ZrxUx0?si=HSip7y8E9zOUym5Q
What do you win for a Kumite championship?….Answer: ” A Michelin Man Belt”…
I saw a whale tail. Eye bleach please.
I know karate, jui jitsu, kung fu, and a lot of other Japanese words, so don’t fuck with me, buddy.
I just put some Powdered Kumite in my slow cooked Chili for bit of extra flavor.
GO BILLS!
F@ck Mahomies
I heard he’s sponsored by Dunlap tires and Dickie-do jockey shorts….
Sheee it…..
Distract him with a couple of Little Seizure’s pizzas and he’s harmless!
Is kumite slang for an all-you-can-eat buffet?
Cristy
How big is a Kumite and how many did he have to eat to become champion?
I’m thinking maybe he won the championship by eating the other participants.
How much beer and junk food do you have to eat and drink to get a humongous gut like that. He’s a walking a walking candidate for a massive heart attack.
It’s freaken amazing the number of FAT/OBESE out of shape guys thats hip are wider than their shoulder, who have muffin tops with little shinny legs, and 12 inch diameter arms hanging out their sleeves who think they are bad ass. And believe me, I’ve run into more than my fair share lately. I think COVID brought a lot of them out.
I didn’t know Chris Christie Cream was 1987 Kumitae champ, did you?
I can’t believe that he doesn’t just tip over.
I thought his kicks were hilarious. But not as good as Matt Foley’s, RIP, GRHS.
I’d like to see have seen the color of his martial arts belt before passing judgement, but it’s cleverly hidden under rolls of fat.
Gee Wally, iz there a martial arts belt for obesity???
Sure Beave…. back of the hand to the face followed by: “PUT DOWN THE FORK FAT ASS!”
“Kumite” might be code for eating everything in sight.
Cripes, he was out of breath just yelling at the guy.
The only problem I have is what round to put it down humanly.
And was he wearing thongs?
If he falls in the water, that life preserver around his middle will save him.
Oh, wait…
If he falls in the water, surf’s up!
@Bob – “…And was he wearing thongs?…”
I believe it was a thong (singular), not thongs (plural). But regardless, it just added to the bizarre nature of the video.
My dog does better back kicks after he shits.
It’s almost like morbid fascination, where you want to watch it, like replaying video of a train wreck over and over.
Good lord, how did he survive covid? Must have dodged the jab.
We all get to chuck and puke that one……
It was an obvious staged video.
Captain Ahab could not be reached for comment.
Well, now I don’t care if I gain a few pounds over the holidays, I still won’t look like that.
Holy shit, and I thought I was FAT?!?!
We used to have to wait for the circus to go see a freak show. The internet is so convenient, isn’t it?
This is number one on my “things I didn’t need to see” list. It’s also number one on my “counting backwards from one million” things I didn’t need to see list.