15 Comments on Hillary thinks you should vote for her because…
Because America ought to be destroyed, because, it’s not fair all those mean and hateful conservatives. Hillary-Saaaave us from them!!!
Unfortunately her penis is bigger that Bill’s. And what the heck happened to that “Feminist” crap.
How pathetic!
Interesting clam she’s got there–and it doesn’t have a beard.
I firmly believe that women have nicer tits…
She’s probably more prone to chronic vaginitis in accordance with persistent chunky yellow discharge than a man would be.
Or that nicer tits are firm.
Vote for my vagina… It’s the only part of me, not being investigated !
Sincerely,
Hillary
“……what I’ve been through……”
Which would be what, exactly? Growing up comfortably in Baby-Boom suburbia? Attending elite institutions of higher learning? Not having to drive for twenty years? Having a trusted aide fetch you your carrots and hummus when you have the craving? Getting $200,000+, plus expenses, to open your yap to anyone stupid enough to listen? Serving terms for three positions (First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State) for which you were utterly unqualified?
Bitch, you are NOT entitled to play the sympathy card for your husband’s indiscretions–I will slap it out of your hand in a nanosecond. This sick, co-dependent farce you call a marriage could have been ended years ago, as our nation’s laws do allow for divorce. But no, what I called your “First Lady McBeth” shtick has continued to this day–all because your lust for power, privilege, and cold, hard cash is greater than your contempt for the way you’ve been treated.
For years I used to go around saying that you were nothing but Mary Jo Buttafuoco with a law degree. But even Mary Jo ditched her own lying sleaze of a husband.
A she-goat has a vagina … would that make a better president than HRC? A fuckin hen can lay eggs! HRC can’t do that!
Cows have vaginas … do they make good politicians?
Sows have vaginas … should they lead the “free” world?
What a foolish concept.
Come to think of it, in the deep depths of the past, I could form a vagina out of my hand … does that qualify me to be president?
Well, yeah … after Obola … I guess even an amoeba is qualified to be president …
That “hand vagina” thing you speak of sounds intriguing. I’m surprised no one else has come up with the idea.
Have you considered taking out a patent on that?
?
Vagina filled with cigars from the 70s
Only good for personal use …
Identify which one is sour, fishy and gone bad?
I’ve noticed she avoids promoting her evil criminal brain / mind / way of thinking, and bitchy nature reputation. The dead clam taco is what she considers her least objectionable asset. Iow that’s the best she has. It’s not appealing at all.
Because America ought to be destroyed, because, it’s not fair all those mean and hateful conservatives. Hillary-Saaaave us from them!!!
Unfortunately her penis is bigger that Bill’s. And what the heck happened to that “Feminist” crap.
How pathetic!
Interesting clam she’s got there–and it doesn’t have a beard.
I firmly believe that women have nicer tits…
She’s probably more prone to chronic vaginitis in accordance with persistent chunky yellow discharge than a man would be.
Or that nicer tits are firm.
Vote for my vagina… It’s the only part of me, not being investigated !
Sincerely,
Hillary
“……what I’ve been through……”
Which would be what, exactly? Growing up comfortably in Baby-Boom suburbia? Attending elite institutions of higher learning? Not having to drive for twenty years? Having a trusted aide fetch you your carrots and hummus when you have the craving? Getting $200,000+, plus expenses, to open your yap to anyone stupid enough to listen? Serving terms for three positions (First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State) for which you were utterly unqualified?
Bitch, you are NOT entitled to play the sympathy card for your husband’s indiscretions–I will slap it out of your hand in a nanosecond. This sick, co-dependent farce you call a marriage could have been ended years ago, as our nation’s laws do allow for divorce. But no, what I called your “First Lady McBeth” shtick has continued to this day–all because your lust for power, privilege, and cold, hard cash is greater than your contempt for the way you’ve been treated.
For years I used to go around saying that you were nothing but Mary Jo Buttafuoco with a law degree. But even Mary Jo ditched her own lying sleaze of a husband.
A she-goat has a vagina … would that make a better president than HRC? A fuckin hen can lay eggs! HRC can’t do that!
Cows have vaginas … do they make good politicians?
Sows have vaginas … should they lead the “free” world?
What a foolish concept.
Come to think of it, in the deep depths of the past, I could form a vagina out of my hand … does that qualify me to be president?
Well, yeah … after Obola … I guess even an amoeba is qualified to be president …
That “hand vagina” thing you speak of sounds intriguing. I’m surprised no one else has come up with the idea.
Have you considered taking out a patent on that?
?
Vagina filled with cigars from the 70s
Only good for personal use …
Identify which one is sour, fishy and gone bad?
I’ve noticed she avoids promoting her evil criminal brain / mind / way of thinking, and bitchy nature reputation. The dead clam taco is what she considers her least objectionable asset. Iow that’s the best she has. It’s not appealing at all.
Clamato ruins beer just like Hillary ruins tacos.