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Hitler’s Alligator

Monday, 25 May 2020, 15:00 Claudia Uncategorized 63

‘Hitler’s alligator’ dies in Moscow Zoo

The Times of Israel – An alligator that many people believe once belonged to Adolf Hitler has died in the Moscow Zoo.

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Let’s have a “Pets of Tyrants” thread, K?

Tell us what kinds of animals should belong to which tyrants, past and present?

I’ll start: Gov. Wretched Witless (D MI) has a pet weasel. An angry weasel.

63 Comments on Hitler’s Alligator

  12. Gavin newsome has a pet leech
    Obama has a pet wookiee.
    Bill gates has a pet toilet bug.
    Ilhan Omar has a pet tapeworm.
    Bill Clinton has a pet hemorrhoid.

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  19. Chicago mayor, Lori Lightfoot, lesbian Yoda walks herself around on a leash, sufficiently frightening the children to stay off the play equipment in Chicago parks.

    It’s working.

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  23. Governor Ralph ‘Blackface’ Northam has a rhesus monkey on a chain that he calls ‘Ralph Northam’.
    He’s a quiet, but ill tempered simian.

    So is the monkey.

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  25. Tito had a pet mosquito, but no one ever knew about it because it was too damn small. It bit all his councillors, though, whenever they disagreed with him.

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  29. Rachel Levine tranny health minister?
    Virginia has/had one of those too. I don’t remember it’s name.

    Democrats sure do love their weirdos.

    Let me go look that up and get back to you.

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  38. After further review it looks like Northam’s first pick for Health Department washed up.

    But I remember the kerfluffle when it first went down.
    Hmmmm. ‘When it first went down’ is probably bad phraseology. /snort haha.

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  40. @PHenry:

    Governor Ralph ‘Blackface’ Northam has a rhesus monkey on a chain that he calls ‘Ralph Northam’.
    He’s a quiet, but ill tempered simian.

    So is the monkey.

    Heh! Is it true that Northam dresses his monkey up like a lawn jockey?

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  52. I wanted to make the mustache more prominent, but thought it wouldn’t look realistic. HAHAHAHAHA, a mustache on an alligator … and I’m concerned about realism! Do’h!

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  55. Personally, I have a turtle.

    An attack turtle.

    An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell.

    An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell and the pain of lost innocence in his eyes.

    I’m not saying Andy Turtle is insane. I’m just saying that I usually do what he says.

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