Neuroscientists at the University of Oregon did an experiment on Octopi where they gave the sea creatures the mood-altering drug MDMA, better known as Ecstasy.
They were surprised to find that the normally reclusive creatures who tend to shun their own kind became down right friendly with their fellow octopuses. More
Was this shameful game played at taxpayer expense?
It would take MDMA by the pound to make me like democrats…..just saying.
This and the other day giving lobsters marijuana to ease their pain. I really don’t care about octopi, just slam those lobsters into boiling hot water and have that melted butter ready!
I was going to say get nominated for the Supreme Court!
Of course the lava lamp and Jimi Hendrix blaring in the background contributed too.
I’m all in for this! Further testing needs to done. Like add it to pepper spray and test on Antifa fascists. Cheap research, even though it’s been done before by the CIA in the 60’s, WTF, give it a go. Just try it!
If your octopus has a shell, it’s probably actually a nautilus.
….was this study done in a garden in the shade?….
But does it work on the beautiful Bettas?
Maybe they should try this on Schumer and Pelosi, they are invertebrates with tentacles throughout the deep state.
Years ago we conducted a similar, but unintended, experiment on my sisters black lab. We were watching TV while having a little vino. Long story short, glass of wine was spilled and the dog lapped it up. He got friendly and very boisterous, we all just assumed he was just telling us some funny dog jokes and he was laughing his ass off at his own stories. We didn’t notice any ill effects immediately, but the next day sister went shopping and since the weather was cool she took the dog. When she got back to the car that dog had loaded the front and back seats with doggie do. Her old Impala was never quite the same after that. So please remember, don’t let your dog drink and ride.
Now we know what to do when Cthulhu finally rises from the deep …
“dude….you know what would be awesome?”
“Whuzat?”
“If we like…. got octopi totally high. How freaky would that be?”
“cool beans, man….hey, I think I’m like in pre med and could totally score some octopi.”
“I’ll call Chelsea and get some ecstasy….”
Another day in Oregon.
“They were surprised to find that the normally reclusive creatures who tend to shun their own kind became downright friendly with their fellow octopuses.”
The octopi also wanted to dance.
“I want to be
Under the sea
In an octopus’ garden
In the shade … ” Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr
Octopus and Lobster are said to be the closest relatives on Earth to RH Negative Blood People.
Can they just leave the poor things alone?
Prisoners exist for these experiments. lol.
Seriously, though. Who was stoned when they came up with this idea?
I think, if they like to get high and can open a pickle jar, they should be registered to vote. At least, in local elections. And don’t start that Nazi “Can’t read” “Can’t speak English” Nazi stuff.