37 Comments on “I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast.”
It’s simply amazing that people would waste their money supporting this overgrown 7th grader.
Well, I guess that proves it … he’s a true conservative and Trump’s a hump!
Mom always called my boogers, nails …
Jeb just gave comedians another laugh line.
He must be pooping them out like a toilet bowl nail gun, cause he’s still anemic.
Then he takes a massive dump
Has anyone else noticed that if you put a set of goggles on him he would become the prototype Minion?
I am the same age as Jeb, 62. I am probably more well adjusted since I am a first born and the oldest of 4 boys. Sorry Jeb younger brothers for the most part aren’t nearly as well adjusted as us older brothers, just because older brothers set the path for their younger brothers and younger brothers get away with a lot more than I did since I was first. I wouldn’t trade in any of my brothers especially my youngest brother who is 5 years younger than I am, he is Mr. contrary, I get along better with him than the other 2. My youngest brother stood up for himself especially when a teacher in HS, the football coach said, “Oh shit, it’s another one of Geoff’s brothers.” he flung it back it in his face and walked out and another teacher, a great guy and biology teacher stood up for him, he was one of my Dad’s customers at the gas station and garage for many years afterwards.
I’ve got a tombstone hand and a graveyard campaign,
I’m almost dead last and I can’t explain,
Why Donald Trump??
Why Donald Trump??
Who Donald Trump??
He shits his own razor blades, too, I imagine.
Nails? We’ll, that rules him out. If he said he ate library paste, I may have considered him.
I thought he said “Snails”
That photo makes him look like he eats paint chips
What a maroon. That face screams ‘birth defect’.
Born to all that privilege, yet has no conception whatever how a grown Man speaks.
I’d be embarrassed for him, if I cared at all.
Mom called mine “gold.”
I thought he said “males”.
I’m the oldest of 3 and my dad thought I was stupid. He left control in the hands of my younger brother, who has proved he is no businessman. He has given everything away. We had 13.5 acres here in the city limits and my bro. auctioned it off. It brought $52,000. I think if dad was here he’d beat the shit out of him.
“Looks?”
He really ought to see a manicurist for eating his nails. There’s serious diseases under those nails, and by the look on your face Jeb you know that. I thought your mama taught you better.
And just think… when he was born, his daddy had to eat the afterbirth from that thing!
My mom used to freak out when I fed ’em to our dog.
I was never going to vote for Yeb, but I had no idea he had never held an elected public office prior to the FL gov gig.
even preezy downlow’s had more – state senator, us senator, & cic
Yebbie has a serious eye alignment problem…would be better for him to have NO closeups..ok ok NO PICTURES taken of his crossed-eyed stupid as a box of rocks look…
If Hollywood does a remake of Dumb and Dumber, I know a perfect actor for the job. Shame on mama and papa Bush for pushing Jebbie in a spotlight to make a fool of himself.
I’m pretty sure he meant ‘Cocoa Pebbles’…
That eye thing with bush is myopia. I couldn’t make it through the entire article. I came to bush’s remark “…a servant’s heart…” and gagged. He read the main reason for Carson’s poll numbers in IA and tried to shape shift into an evangelical. Yeah, nauseating.
This image is a photoshop. Been around for some time. Don’t know who did it.
The nose and mouth slightly askew and eyes slightly crossed.
Photoshop.
Claudia, I wasn’t talking about myopia in the sense that his eyes are crossed — but in the sense that he has political myopia. In the article his remarks were myopically focused on pandering to Iowans. The main point is pandering.
YOU should beat the shit out of him.
Ok. And I agree with you. He’s like a little kid that just wants what he wants.
This wasn’t just for your comment. Many people commented on how he looks. He is already goofy looking enough without any photoshop! hehe
Since he was gov of FL, I have wondered if he suffered from some birth defect. He has a look of a mild hydrocephalic condition. Or maybe it’s just that he looks like a toddler that hasn’t grown up yet.
Whatever, if he were a true conservative I wouldn’t even let it bother me. But knowing his true nature, it just bugs the shit out of me.
Detroit?
Wasn’t “Nails” a Dennis Hopper character in some movie?
He eats horseshoes, chews concertina wire, and pisses napalm.
I herd that some place?
I mean I heard.
Pull the tie up and you have Dilbert.
So that is why he looks and acts constipated all the time,
Photoshop or not, it is the image I see when I hear the words Yeb Boosh.
It’s simply amazing that people would waste their money supporting this overgrown 7th grader.
Well, I guess that proves it … he’s a true conservative and Trump’s a hump!
Mom always called my boogers, nails …
Jeb just gave comedians another laugh line.
He must be pooping them out like a toilet bowl nail gun, cause he’s still anemic.
Then he takes a massive dump
Has anyone else noticed that if you put a set of goggles on him he would become the prototype Minion?
I am the same age as Jeb, 62. I am probably more well adjusted since I am a first born and the oldest of 4 boys. Sorry Jeb younger brothers for the most part aren’t nearly as well adjusted as us older brothers, just because older brothers set the path for their younger brothers and younger brothers get away with a lot more than I did since I was first. I wouldn’t trade in any of my brothers especially my youngest brother who is 5 years younger than I am, he is Mr. contrary, I get along better with him than the other 2. My youngest brother stood up for himself especially when a teacher in HS, the football coach said, “Oh shit, it’s another one of Geoff’s brothers.” he flung it back it in his face and walked out and another teacher, a great guy and biology teacher stood up for him, he was one of my Dad’s customers at the gas station and garage for many years afterwards.
I’ve got a tombstone hand and a graveyard campaign,
I’m almost dead last and I can’t explain,
Why Donald Trump??
Why Donald Trump??
Who Donald Trump??
He shits his own razor blades, too, I imagine.
Nails? We’ll, that rules him out. If he said he ate library paste, I may have considered him.
I thought he said “Snails”
That photo makes him look like he eats paint chips
What a maroon. That face screams ‘birth defect’.
Born to all that privilege, yet has no conception whatever how a grown Man speaks.
I’d be embarrassed for him, if I cared at all.
Mom called mine “gold.”
I thought he said “males”.
I’m the oldest of 3 and my dad thought I was stupid. He left control in the hands of my younger brother, who has proved he is no businessman. He has given everything away. We had 13.5 acres here in the city limits and my bro. auctioned it off. It brought $52,000. I think if dad was here he’d beat the shit out of him.
“Looks?”
He really ought to see a manicurist for eating his nails. There’s serious diseases under those nails, and by the look on your face Jeb you know that. I thought your mama taught you better.
And just think… when he was born, his daddy had to eat the afterbirth from that thing!
My mom used to freak out when I fed ’em to our dog.
I was never going to vote for Yeb, but I had no idea he had never held an elected public office prior to the FL gov gig.
even preezy downlow’s had more – state senator, us senator, & cic
explains a lot
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/10/31/candidate-marco-rubio-gains-an-additional-master/
Yebbie has a serious eye alignment problem…would be better for him to have NO closeups..ok ok NO PICTURES taken of his crossed-eyed stupid as a box of rocks look…
If Hollywood does a remake of Dumb and Dumber, I know a perfect actor for the job. Shame on mama and papa Bush for pushing Jebbie in a spotlight to make a fool of himself.
I’m pretty sure he meant ‘Cocoa Pebbles’…
That eye thing with bush is myopia. I couldn’t make it through the entire article. I came to bush’s remark “…a servant’s heart…” and gagged. He read the main reason for Carson’s poll numbers in IA and tried to shape shift into an evangelical. Yeah, nauseating.
This image is a photoshop. Been around for some time. Don’t know who did it.
The nose and mouth slightly askew and eyes slightly crossed.
Photoshop.
Claudia, I wasn’t talking about myopia in the sense that his eyes are crossed — but in the sense that he has political myopia. In the article his remarks were myopically focused on pandering to Iowans. The main point is pandering.
YOU should beat the shit out of him.
Ok. And I agree with you. He’s like a little kid that just wants what he wants.
This wasn’t just for your comment. Many people commented on how he looks. He is already goofy looking enough without any photoshop! hehe
Since he was gov of FL, I have wondered if he suffered from some birth defect. He has a look of a mild hydrocephalic condition. Or maybe it’s just that he looks like a toddler that hasn’t grown up yet.
Whatever, if he were a true conservative I wouldn’t even let it bother me. But knowing his true nature, it just bugs the shit out of me.
Detroit?
Wasn’t “Nails” a Dennis Hopper character in some movie?
He eats horseshoes, chews concertina wire, and pisses napalm.
I herd that some place?
I mean I heard.
Pull the tie up and you have Dilbert.
So that is why he looks and acts constipated all the time,
Photoshop or not, it is the image I see when I hear the words Yeb Boosh.