“I Would Be Beyonce” – Michelle Obama – IOTW Report

“I Would Be Beyonce” – Michelle Obama

If Michelle Obama weren’t first lady, she knows exactly what she would do.

In an Instagram posted Friday, rapper Wale asks the first lady, “If you had the opportunity to have a different occupation, what would it be?”

“I would be Beyonce,” she responds.

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46 Comments on “I Would Be Beyonce” – Michelle Obama

  1. “All the single payers”
    “All the single payers”

  2. She doesn’t like herself? Neither do I. Ivy League school graduate, no?

  3. Well, she certainly has the butt for it! Butt ugly that is…

  4. My, what high aspirations. Or, maybe just…high….

  5. Interesting that when asked what other OCCUPATION she would choose, she said she would BE Beyonce. Like being Beyonce is an occupation. But then I never thought Michelle was very bright …

  6. She must have meant “salt monster” not Beyoncé. Somebody just misheard.

  7. Could you imagine the uproar if she chose a white woman, or better yet a white woman with an education or even Taylor Swift?

  8. I’d bet ya big bucks that if Beyoncé was asked the same question, being like Mike Robinson never crosses her mind.

  9. beyonce is not an occupation, you stupid affirmative action, tribal, hermaphrodite pig.

  10. I can tell you what she won’t be, a lawyer able to practice law in IL.

  11. Huh? She would choose something that would require actual work? Does she realize she would have to pay for her own planes and personal assistants? She ain’t real bright is she?

  12. For us older white guys out here, what the hell is a Beyonce and why should I care? I don’t pay attention to pop culture and all I can see from what little I know about Beyonce is she looks like a slut selling her sleazy wares to a bunch of ignorant lofos. Sort of like modern day black burlesque.

  13. Kinda surprised she didn’t say “Caitlyn”…

  14. A sleazy ho who sings about giving head in the limo and waking up drunk on the kitchen floor, yeah sounds about right…..

  15. She probably still thinks that Beyonce is a good example for her girls, too.

  16. Just follow the Beyoncéing ball and sing along kids

  17. …only in your wildest, drug-induced, psycho-episodic, dreams.

  18. You could fill up a thick notebook with the names of dis-barred DemocRATic politicians…

  19. Your avatar = Top Kek!
    All win, indeed!!!!!1111

  20. https://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/jayz-in-situation-room.jpg?w=496

    Beyonce’ and Jay Z have been inside the white house numerous times, giving legitimacy to every utterance, idea and sentiment made by their music. Beyonce sang at the Obama inauguration.

    Did I ever mention that the single most wince-inducing comment that can be made on this site is “why should I care?”

    “Why should I care?” makes you sound like Alfred E. Neumann. “What, me worry?”

    Intellectually uncurious is not what we are about on iOTWreport.com

    The dominance of the left in pop culture has been identified as one the most egregious, asleep at the wheel, mistakes by the right, and “why should I care?” makes one sound proud of that fact.

  21. “If I had her body, would I still need to wax twice a day?”

  22. Even with Beyonce’s body, Moose won’t be able to do Proud Mary. She won’t be rolling on the river, she’ll just be rolling off the stage.

  23. Well, everyone has dreams that they know will never come true. Mooch, like the rest of us, will wake up to that fact and grudgingly
    go back to the job he is both qualified for and able to do: Organ Grinder Monkey!

  24. Gosh. Who would ever think she would ever hang out her jealousy for all to see? Never mind the death daggers that shot out of her eyes at the blonde preezy was doing selfies with at Mandela’s service.

  25. “Beyonce sang at the Obama inauguration.”

    I thought it was lip-sync.

  26. I can see Big Maw on the Beyoncé security team but that’s as close as she’ll ever get.

  27. That sounds better than “I would be a prostitute … a FEMALE prostitute.”

  28. Do not forget that various singers and groups have been “invited” to the white house, but not by Obama. Being a muzloid, all music is forbidden. If he has requested a musical act to perform at any gov’t function, he was told to do so by Jarrett so he doesn’t seem too muzloid.

  29. That’s because Beyoncé doesn’t have to actually deal with any expectations or pretense in her relationship to others, to Americans as Americans. She can just be wealthy, privileged, and Black.

    And she probably never gets mistaken for “the help.” Oh, to be truly free – right Michelle?

  30. This has to be a bad joke…right? Between osambo and mooch, it’s hard to say which one is the most embarrassing to our country.

  31. More like Mike tyson — even with the ear biting.

  32. A binder. You could have binders full of disbarred demorats.

  33. This graphic is one of the scariest you’ve ever done. It looks like a reptilian creature with insatiable hunger. it’s the stuff of nightmares.

  34. Mooch could be the Beyonce twins or triplets, but she has too big of an ass for just one Beyonce. Plus, the guy can’t beller like Beyonce.

  35. I was wondering what her occupation is now. Is being married to the president an occupation? I know they are occupiers. Maybe that’s what Wale meant.

  36. Clearly the media misquoted Michelle.
    what she actually said was,
    “I would eat Beyonce.”

  37. I think she meant Bayonce she bays once and then bays again at the moon.

  38. What would she be without Democrat Party privilege?


  39. So she wants to be skanky and rich and married to a different racist than she is right now?

  40. Silly Sasquatch, comprehension is for humans. Obviously, Bouncey occupies her envious thoughts so often she misinterpreted the question.

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