German Reporter: “Herr Earnest, what do you have to say about the films that have emerged showing Jews being burned to death in gigantic ovens by members of your political party?
Nazi Josh Earnest: “I don’t know anything about these films, and neither does Fuhrer Obama. But if I did, I would know that they are deceptively edited films made by an extremist right wing organization. We would round up these film makers – who are probably also Jews – and burn them to death in gigantic ovens.”
German Reporter: “Sounds reasonable.”