If someone left me a ” suspended cup” with this on it, I would hunt them down and pour it on them.
And she’s a little tea pot, short and stout.
Tip her over and a string of obscenities pour out.
Appropriate that its yellow.
Made only with Kopi Luwak beans.
My jolt comes when Lil’ Bloomberg makes an appearance in my 44oz from the local fuel establishment.
I like my coffee black and strong.
Tastes like arugula and tamales.
Big Fur Barista. Hmm. Not Catchy.
Looks like someone ejaculated into a coffee cup.
Why would someone ejaculate into a coffee cup?
That’s not right.
BFH
You should photoshop that center image into a toilet instead of a coffee cup. Then it would look exactly like the post holiday steamer I made yesterday.
I’d see shit like that when I was trippin on LSD and speedballs. Then one day Jerry Wright says “I got the perfect beard for ya, Bozo … uhhh … I mean Barry …” and it’s like … “DAMN!” … the Evil Phantasm’s Real!
I like my coffee like I like my women – hot, sweet, steamy & creamy.
What a Horrorista!
Café au marxiste…
What a wate of a perfectly good cup of coffee.
A nice hot cup of BITCH.
Made with Half and Half.
“Waitress, there is some sort of horrid looking creature floating in my coffee.”
It should be against the law to make that except on Halloween.
I drink my coffee black – come to think of it, that looks like her but out of focus.
Troof B tole: dis kup b fulla kool aid fo da masses!! Drinque up chilluns, bwa-hahahahahahaha!!
Such a wondrous talent you have, bfh…but that ‘perfect’ cup of cappuccino has totally lost it appeal–scoop out that ‘thang’!!
Then again some folks like their coffee like they like their women…..
Strong, black and bitter.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I shoulda known better than to look at this thread – I’m laughing so hard, I got tears running down my cheeks, really.
The bitterest cup of Joe on the planet.
A Barista serving a Beasta
If someone left me a ” suspended cup” with this on it, I would hunt them down and pour it on them.
And she’s a little tea pot, short and stout.
Tip her over and a string of obscenities pour out.
Appropriate that its yellow.
Made only with Kopi Luwak beans.
My jolt comes when Lil’ Bloomberg makes an appearance in my 44oz from the local fuel establishment.
I like my coffee black and strong.
Tastes like arugula and tamales.
Big Fur Barista. Hmm. Not Catchy.
Looks like someone ejaculated into a coffee cup.
Why would someone ejaculate into a coffee cup?
That’s not right.
BFH
You should photoshop that center image into a toilet instead of a coffee cup. Then it would look exactly like the post holiday steamer I made yesterday.
I’d see shit like that when I was trippin on LSD and speedballs. Then one day Jerry Wright says “I got the perfect beard for ya, Bozo … uhhh … I mean Barry …” and it’s like … “DAMN!” … the Evil Phantasm’s Real!
I like my coffee like I like my women – hot, sweet, steamy & creamy.
What a Horrorista!
Café au marxiste…
What a wate of a perfectly good cup of coffee.
A nice hot cup of BITCH.
Made with Half and Half.
“Waitress, there is some sort of horrid looking creature floating in my coffee.”
It should be against the law to make that except on Halloween.
I drink my coffee black – come to think of it, that looks like her but out of focus.
Troof B tole: dis kup b fulla kool aid fo da masses!! Drinque up chilluns, bwa-hahahahahahaha!!
Such a wondrous talent you have, bfh…but that ‘perfect’ cup of cappuccino has totally lost it appeal–scoop out that ‘thang’!!
Then again some folks like their coffee like they like their women…..
Strong, black and bitter.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I shoulda known better than to look at this thread – I’m laughing so hard, I got tears running down my cheeks, really.
Thanks, Jack & Chief.
Was that Marxwell House or Chock Full O’ Moose?
Irony
I believe it’s the Obamas favorite, Starfucks.
Skank Drank.
Brown, stinks, … and tastes like SHIT!