Pre- stained for your convenience sneakers for sale at Barneys
Guess how much?
Go on, guess.
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h/t David Thompson
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Oh my goodness. I cheated and looked up the price. Sick.
My guess would be about $77. But we don’t live in a sane world anymore …. so ten times that much? Sure hope it’s not x1000.
Crap on a stick! Does it come with dog poop on the sole?
part of the Lewinsky collection?
Hot damn. I have some under wear I’ll get rich off of.
Proof some people have more money than brains.
Old Converse, sort of, design, and the Hipsters who want these? $275.
I looked. I was just a wee bit off.
Are people high?
They’re free at your nearest BLM riot.
They are hideous
I wouldn’t give you $0.59 for them. I can’t wear Converse, they have no arch support and kill my feet. PT Barnum was right, there sure are a hell of a lot of gullible fools out there. I wonder if they’ll cause riots and deaths like the sale of expensive Air Jordan’s do amongst the ferals. Nah, these look like something only yuppie wiggers would wear.
Is there a blob of sticky chewing gum jammed in the treads of the sole? You know…the kind that makes the squishy sound every time you step on it and lift your foot off the floor?
PS – WD40 takes that gum off the sole very easily….
Do they come with Dr Scholls foot powder too?
Hope Barney makes a $Billion on those. A fool and his money are soon parted.
oh great…..now NO ONE is safe in old comfortable shoes….
This is pathetic. I’m also not feeling the distressed jean trend. Why would I want to look like a broke-assed bum?
Truth in advertising, if my union contract isn’t settled soon, I will HAVE to wear ripped jeans because I won’t be able to afford new ones.
Athlete’s foot fungus also available for an extra charge.
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