Do they have a dildo section?
Asking for a friend…
5
“OK Jamal, as long as you’re here, how about a demonstration of that Tannerite stuff.”
5
Larry The Cable Guy: “For the love of the Lord, those Home Depot toilets are for DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!”
5
Looks like a wishing well for liberals.
8
Gives new meaning to “Let’s go Brandon”. Don’t know why I thought of that – maybe be.cause that could be his porcelain throne. Here I sit broken hearted…maybe I should stop with this line of thinking.
6
@stirring.
You might be onto something.
An associate with a Brandon name tag on would be perfect.
3
“…Or^^^your thinking cap….”
Don’t know exactly what you’re saying, but I suspect it aint a complement. On a different day at a different time I might challenge your comment, but today I will give thanks that you live your life anonymously – not daring to take a stand or to stand out.
2
That’s no Ferguson
3
Why am I visualizing, in my mind’s eye, Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers films, wearing a BRANDON name tag
trudging down the aisle for the 1pm demonstration at the Home Depot?
This is all your fault, @stirring.
4
So sorry PHenry – that IS a horrible visual, not to mention the stench that might come out of that tub of goo.
Let’s work on some therapy here so you can enjoy the rest of your Thanksgiving blessings.
1
I think you meant therapee followed by therapoo.
OK. I’m a thirteen year old. Trapped In a 66
year old body.
5
If the commode is that high off the ground, a demo would be impressive.
2
It would be a memorable way to quit a job.
3
@Cynic
You’ve got to stick the landing.
2
Pants down! Don’t shoot!
5
Man oh man, talk about potty humor…we’ve got it here on iOTW (heh heh)
BFH is this the personality that you had in mind?
1
^^^ ha…. yes!
2
^^^This IS a cool place 😉
1
If it weren’t for Geroge Soros and affirmative action, the ‘associate’ responding for the demonstation would be one of the Obamas, or Hillary Clinton.
Given Biden’s poop issues, they could just trot him out for the demonstration.
@Cynic November 25, 2021 at 2:40 pm
> If the commode is that high off the ground, a demo would be impressive.
with milk crates
@BFH, is that the IOTW Corporate bathroom?
That’s A HUGE BITCH!
The Big Mike Elevated Custom Install Modification.
Introducing the new ‘Turd Gobbler 3000’.
Ask an ass…
…ociate for a demonstration. If ya need a demonstration, you do not need this product.
If they really want to sell the toilet, let the potential customer try it out.
If psychiatrists really want to help people understand their own brains, let them figure out why poop, pee, and snot jokes are so funny.
1
Is that one of those new Chinese politician-vending machines?
I invented the porcelain convenience.
Do they have a dildo section?
Asking for a friend…
“OK Jamal, as long as you’re here, how about a demonstration of that Tannerite stuff.”
Larry The Cable Guy: “For the love of the Lord, those Home Depot toilets are for DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!”
Looks like a wishing well for liberals.
Gives new meaning to “Let’s go Brandon”. Don’t know why I thought of that – maybe be.cause that could be his porcelain throne. Here I sit broken hearted…maybe I should stop with this line of thinking.
@stirring.
You might be onto something.
An associate with a Brandon name tag on would be perfect.
“…Or^^^your thinking cap….”
Don’t know exactly what you’re saying, but I suspect it aint a complement. On a different day at a different time I might challenge your comment, but today I will give thanks that you live your life anonymously – not daring to take a stand or to stand out.
That’s no Ferguson
Why am I visualizing, in my mind’s eye, Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers films, wearing a BRANDON name tag
trudging down the aisle for the 1pm demonstration at the Home Depot?
This is all your fault, @stirring.
So sorry PHenry – that IS a horrible visual, not to mention the stench that might come out of that tub of goo.
Let’s work on some therapy here so you can enjoy the rest of your Thanksgiving blessings.
I think you meant therapee followed by therapoo.
OK. I’m a thirteen year old. Trapped In a 66
year old body.
If the commode is that high off the ground, a demo would be impressive.
It would be a memorable way to quit a job.
@Cynic
You’ve got to stick the landing.
Pants down! Don’t shoot!
Man oh man, talk about potty humor…we’ve got it here on iOTW (heh heh)
BFH is this the personality that you had in mind?
^^^ ha…. yes!
^^^This IS a cool place 😉
If it weren’t for Geroge Soros and affirmative action, the ‘associate’ responding for the demonstation would be one of the Obamas, or Hillary Clinton.
Given Biden’s poop issues, they could just trot him out for the demonstration.
@Cynic November 25, 2021 at 2:40 pm
> If the commode is that high off the ground, a demo would be impressive.
with milk crates
@BFH, is that the IOTW Corporate bathroom?
That’s A HUGE BITCH!
The Big Mike Elevated Custom Install Modification.
Introducing the new ‘Turd Gobbler 3000’.
Ask an ass…
…ociate for a demonstration. If ya need a demonstration, you do not need this product.
If they really want to sell the toilet, let the potential customer try it out.
If psychiatrists really want to help people understand their own brains, let them figure out why poop, pee, and snot jokes are so funny.
Is that one of those new Chinese politician-vending machines?