Diogenes’MiddleFinger:
Ma Clinton, formerly your repudiated democratic presidential candidate turned flaxen-haired Queen of upstate New York sasquatch, after a long hibernation in wilderness of Chappaqua has announced her intention to return to that which she loves most, ‘Attention.’
Asked if she would run for Mayor of NYC, Clinton responded:
How about the closet?
^It might end up being like a hitler thing and it won’t be revealed that she’s a dike until AFTER she dies. Just sayin’.
i read this on AP yesterday. What a nothing story, but the press is always willing to keep Her Thighness in the news.
Is she out of rehab?
So Hillary can afford the $1200 hair cuts but Mooch has to let hers grow out? Is that what I see there?
I’m guessing old Hill hasn’t seen wood since Vince Foster took a dirt nap.
She could’ve just used amazon prime and had the batteries for hers and humas vibrators delivered, ya know. Just sayin. 😹
Don’t you mean “out of the weeds”?
Can’t wait until she starts spazzin’ in public again!
Bigfoot kicking her out? He can’t tolerate her either.
You can take a witch out of the dark forest, but you should probably not.
Stay tuned for her next ambulance episode!
What difference does it make?
Translation:
The Media & The Scooby Van.
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With all her baggage coming out of the closet would be like opening Fibber McGee’s closet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FGC68YcwM
I’m guessing they have her noggin fixed now???
stay in the forest. That’s where weasels and skunks belong.