“Intercepted” Planned Parenthood Memo Discusses Possible Replacements For Their Outgoing President – IOTW Report

“Intercepted” Planned Parenthood Memo Discusses Possible Replacements For Their Outgoing President

The Onion-like Babylon Bee reports that they’ve intercepted an internal Planned Parenthood memo that discusses possible successors for Cecile Richards.

Babylon Bee

“We all know Queen Cecile is going to leave some huge pink heels to fill,” the document said. “There’s a VERY short list of people in all of human history who have so ruthlessly and efficiently slaughtered millions. But we must find her replacement, and move forward toward our Final Solution. The machine must not slow!”

The memo provides a list of notable people who could possibly fill Richards’ soon-to-be vacant position, along with company notes providing their reasoning for and thoughts about each nominee:

The Mind Flayer from Stranger Things

A wrought iron scythe dripping in blood

Kermit Gosnell 

A jar of festering pond scum

more

Have you your own suggestion?

h/t satire site? really?

 

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