FETIHD KHATBOKS, Iran (World News Bureau) – Iran has announced it will significantly upgrade its navy, including building a state-of-the-art aircraft carrier (below).
“With the help of Allah, we will enlarge and modernize our navy. As part of that objective, we will build the most advanced aircraft carrier the world has ever seen which will put fear in the hearts of our enemies,” Iranian Navy Commander Muhammad S’airi Azcrak was quoted as saying by Iran’s semi-official Fars News Agency. GO SEE
I wonder where allah comes down on the question of steam versus electromagnetic catapults. Or will the carrier have big slingshots like those crazies had set up on top of that building?
The “ISIS I KILL YOU”
Maybe it will be part of their mosque-ito fleet.
Good luck with that. Just don’t use the Admiral Kuznetsov or the Chinese ski-slope thing as your model, unless you want to belch black smoke or watch your planes fall into the ocean. Or you might want to skip the whole endeavor and keep buying ski boats. You’ve been lucky with them, so far. Better yet, spend the money on your citizens and try to improve their lives by bringing them into the 21st century.
They should name it after 0bama
Uncle Al – Give ’em catapults and slingshots and five will get ya ten they’ll use ’em as a new way to deal with Homosexuals!
“As part of that objective, we will build the most advanced aircraft carrier the world has ever seen”…, along with the sister ships, goat carrier and camel carrier for our fearless warriors to enjoy after victorious battles. Also, the biggest “ghost ship” with 72 virgins to follow our fleet is in the plans.
Wow, some scary shit. 😉
Eggs, meet Basket. Consolidating jets and personnel on a floating missile magnet.
Gunny, right on! Just makes a bigger target for our navy and our Jehovah to wipe out their boat and their allahcrapinpants. This won’t end well for the Mooslimbs.
“With the help of Obama, we will enlarge and modernize our navy.”
… fixed it
FETIHD KHATBOKS, Iran?
With the help of Obama’s gift of planes full of palettes of cash. He’s our best, most useful, and reliable ally.
When Camels Fly.
Looks like a garbage sow for flying camels to crash into.
14 apr 1988 we sank most of their navy starting at 0800 and were mostly done by lunchtime
i say bring it on again
That was a short article. They left out the “enemies will drown in lakes of blood” part. I always love it when they do the drown in lakes of blood thing. Gets me hot. Why’d they leave that out? Maybe it should be “seas of blood” what with it being a big mosque-boat and all. And where are the holes for the rowers? How will they reach ramming speed?
So I wonder who’s gonna teach their Naval “aviators” how to catch a wire?
You really, really don’t want to go to the head on that ship.
A Rudyard Kipling paraphrase to explain why the Muz will fail:
“They do preach that their God will rouse them a little before the nuts work loose.
They do teach that His Pity allows them to leave their job when they damn-well choose.”
Will it float? Do they actually have a ship building yard?
I hope it has a glass bottom so they can see the rest of their navy.
Another WNB parody article. Scooter’s a talented guy.
In reality, their “navy” will make good target practice.
But it will be all over fast.
They’re going to bring a third rate carrier manned by cavemen to a 21C satellite-laser turkey shoot.
Take them out at prayer time, it’s just that simple. Seems that they’re always on their knees, at least five times a day, right? Problem solved. Your welcome.
Muslims can’t even build a birdhouse and now they’re going to build an aircraft carrier?
There is no way in hell they can ever build a bird farm anything even close to our US Navy aircraft carriers, not even an old school diesel boat. They couldn’t even build an old WW2 flat top aircraft carrier. And if they did even come close we’d destroy it in a heartbeat without breaking a sweat. Dream on ragheads, it ain’t gonna happen ever. Just how much camel power can they put into a large ship like an aircraft carrier.
This picture looks like a barge. Yes, I know it’s a parody. And how are they going to recapture landing planes since their flight deck can only launch planes in the forward direction. Talk about a kamikaze ship, it’s a suicide ship and nothing more.
Most have not seen the beautiful sight of an
air craft carrier with it’s escorts on peri-vis,
it is a sight to behold.
I just wanna hear “tube four ready, firing point procedures”
announced in control.
That’s some fun.
How long does the carrier need to be to launch and recover flying carpets?
Don’t shoot em , just get them to follow you int’o the actual Ocean and wait for them to realize the boat’s just too big to Paddle.
Muhammad Ass Crack? Yer kiddin’.