Of Course Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s Dad. Nobody Has ‘Debunked’ Anything.
In the age of sloppy journalism, few authors are sloppier than those who claim they ‘debunked’ the story that Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s biological father. They recite the Canadian governments’ official travel dates to Cuba and painfully avoid the Trudeaus’ extensive personal trip to the Caribbean trip in Spring 1971. It is a fact the Trudeaus were in the Caribbean in Spring 1971. It is a fact they adored Castro. It is a fact the Trudeaus were swingers. This is what you need to know.
First, Margaret Trudeau, Pierre Trudeau, and Fidel Castro were all notoriously sexually promiscuous. Margaret Trudeau was a partier who unquestionably had sex with men while married to Pierre. Nobody knows if Pierre objected. They met when he was 48 and she was 18. They got married when he was 53 and she was 23. Their marriage surprised Canada because Pierre had been a lifelong playboy with no wife or children. He would be turning 60 when she was barely out of her 20’s. She publicly states today she suffered from bipolar disorder and self-control issues. She smuggled drugs in the Prime Minister’s official government luggage. She sneaked away from official functions to get high. She partied scantily clad at Studio 54. She became embroiled in a scandal for having sex with Ted Kennedy (gross). According to Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones, Pierre broke up with her while she was having an affair with Ronnie Wood. The list goes on. more here
h/t Garrett Ziegler.
dam. that explains plenty
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and not a clinton is
fidel is his mommy’s baby daddy
There is an incredible resemblance between Justin and Fidel.
They look quite similar also.
Ba dun dun tsss.
Canadian women are either hockey players or prostitutes.
What position did Margaret Trudeau play?
/just kidding. Old joke. There are plenty of decent and honorable Canadian women.
When I was a kid there were always stories about M. Trudeau cheating on her husband.
All things considered, Justin could be any one’s kid. Momma was a rolling stone.
@mickey, I’m pretty sure she did the Rolling Stones.
Do you have a little communist you?
Do you want one?
When Margaret Trudeau was in Cuba, she filled her crankcase with Castrol.
Fidel Junior, a chip off the old commie.
Awww, drat. I was hoping it was this (my favorite song from Joe Jackson’s “Jumpin’ Jive” album):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-l1eiu47_A&ab_channel=MelodyScott
Just one more example of the left telling us to not believe what all our senses tell us, including our common sense. Just keep telling the lie, and when someone produces the evidence, resort to ridicule.
@Claudia,
What’s the use in getting sober
(when you’re gonna get drunk again).
Nice to meet a Joe fan.
Eighteen wheels to flatten the turd. Damn that’s a good one.
DNA baby, DNA. Compare and end the bullshit forever.
The only problem I have with this is that Trudeau has blue eyes but in all of the images of Castro I’ve been able to find, it appears that Castro has brown eyes. But I’ve not been able to find any pics of Castro that are good enough to be sure of that. The only way a child can have blue eyes is if BOTH parents have blue eyes. But they still appear to be near carbon copies of each other.
PHenry…I know that old joke. “What team does she play on??”
If you have a brown eyed parent and a blue eyed parent, there is still a 50% chance of having a blue eyed kid.
If Castro carried a recessive trait for blue eyes, he could still father a blue eyed bastard.
Different Tim,
“Jack You Dead” always makes me laugh!
MissinMi:
I’m Brown-eyed, Italian decent and my blue-eyed husband overruled in our children’s genetics. 2/3 have blue eyes
I always wondered if Pierre knew he had been cucked, or if he actually was stupid enough to believe Justin was his own kid, even though the two look nothing alike.
even if both parents are brown eyes, if both carry a recessive Blue-eye gene then they could have a blue-eyed child
Old Coot~~
Not true. My dad had green eyes, my mother had brown eyes. My brother has blue eyes.
Not a chance my mother was a rolling stone.
Not vouching for dad, however.
Hands up if you think Justin Turd-o and his origins would make a great episode of the Jerry Springer Show ??
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Unconfirmed report.
https://vancouvertimes.org/index.php/2022/02/23/tamara-lich-leader-of-the-ottawa-trucker-convoy-found-dead-in-her-cell-reports/
Rent Free Meathead
Old Coot; not true: blue eyes can come from Green/Blue eyed parents too.