It’s all downhill for Comey now

 

American Thinker: The day that James Comey cashed the multi-million dollar advance check from MacMillan Publishers will turn out to mark the date that we can call “Peak Comey.” It was all downhill from the instant the ink started drying on his signature on the back of the check.  He and his ghost writer suddenly faced the unenviable task of making him look like the righteous warrior he had always portended to be, but with the need to fill 300 pages with something. Self-serving rationalizations can’t sustain reader interest over that many words, so apparently they decided that prose about physical appearances drawn from the bodice-ripper school of novels grafted onto Trump-hatred would do the trick.

The result was so awful that even the Washington Post, owned by arch-enemy of Trump Jeff Bezos, felt the need for a satire. The result, written Alexandra Petri, a Post writer whose “Compost” blog is described as “offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day,” is downright hilarious. Purporting to offer “further excerpts” from his forthcoming book, her satire takes on the purple prose and wrestles it to the mat.  read  more here

12 Comments on It’s all downhill for Comey now

  1. The big advantage he has, is an AG who would just as soon sit on hisFa-Toss, rather than prosecute anybody. He only has balls three times a month,
    If he goes bowling, if a round of golf, or ccroquet. Other than those times,
    He is a useless eunuch.




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  2. That is almost as good as my book, the one I wrote with Reinhold.
    Before I left his presence I dropped my pants and mooned him, I have no buttcrack hair, that is an imperfection, my moon was perfect, the only time it was more perfect was when Obolo and Reggie were taking turns shooting the moon.
    I searched the cracks of many women before I married Patrice, none of our children have buttcrack hair because of this perfect bond.




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  3. He’s about to lose Ana Navarro, so we knew he’s in borrowed time now:
    https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/985876593297051648?s=21
    “Maybe it’s just me…the more I hear from @comey, the more conflicted I feel. I want to believe him that this is all about loyalty to country and inviolable respect for the truth. But damn, the guy has a big ego, is selectively inconsistent. I find him obnoxiously self-righteous.“

    Although, some are replying to her saying that it’s “Trump’s fault, because he brings the worst out of people.”




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  4. Boil it down, Comey is a devious, self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, lying asshole. He and his wife were a match from the beginning.




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  5. Although, some are replying to her saying that it’s “Trump’s fault, because he brings the worst out of people.”

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    The same kind of people who would say, “Well, yes, the holocaust…but the Jews goaded the Germans into doing it.”




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  6. “It’s all downhill for Comey now?”….is lindsey Vonn gonna call him names and spank him?….




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