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I heard she ate seven bales of hay during the state dinner.
Mooch’s sleeve looks a little snug; I suggest the athletic-fit.
Haaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
Something weird: Every time I see Mich’s profile, it seems like her head’s on backwards.
What, did she run out of curtains to make a dress out of and grabbed a mattress pad cover?
What do you suppose Mooch is complaining about in this pic?
Please tell me the queen doesn’t have her hand on Mooche’s ass in that one picture …
I can hardly tell them apart. Oh wait, one smells of class, the other of Ribs
I was just going to comment that it looks like she’s wearing her dress backwards again.
OK follow me here… I think if her head was turned around, she would look like a pregnant woman.
She’s flat chested anyway, so her actual “boobs” would look like scapulas and her ass would be her belly. lol
All that bitches taste is in her mouth. Obviously.
Maybe the queen is holding some kind of fart absorbing device? The look on the king’s face, he caught a whiff of something rancid.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/15/22/2C5B5CB300000578-3235902-image-a-25_1442352866029.jpg
Mooch is there to keep the flies off the queen.
Wow, that queen is a pretty good looking woman. If I were Mooch, I wouldn’t be caught dead in the same room with her. Or maybe the queen just looks great in contrast? What a beast our “First Lady” is.
or Uncle Joe
what a fucking ugly embarrassment
go trump, bring your hot wife
Mooochelle looks like she ran a 100-yard dash in a 90-yard gym. (badda-ching)
I mean, she is so ugly, she could make an onion cry. (badda-ching)
Thank you. Thank ya very much. I will be here all week. Don’t forget to tip you bartenders and wait-staff….
Dam, i never knew Mooshells feet were so YUGE! I’ve been on boats smaller than those.
The queen sports some awesome clothes.
I’m actually ashamed of how Moo dresses. Is she actually wearing fugly clothing on purpose? Do her designers just hate her guts and are laughing at her behind her butt?
That dress would be cute on a 10 year old girl or perhaps even a sweet 16 year old. It’s not for a mature hag, unless they are doing the laundry.
OMG! Hahahahahaha! @MJA You are so right.
Sunshine.
Spitting image of Aunt Esther.
What a hideous beast. Dumb as a stump too.
I kind of like the dress but it’s too casual and ill fitting. The one time she could use a Boob Belt she doesn’t wear one.
This looks like the Federation’s first All Gals Weekend with the Klingon chicks.
one cannot take a bad photo of queen letizia
what a wonderful juxtaposition of first ladies
Klingon?Are you speaking about that stuff that just won’t come off your ass?
Wait a minute, donkeys are kinda cute, that’s a big rump pack mule right there.
Just wondering, doesn’t Moose have somebody to tell her that dress fits like shit? She is with a queen, styling her off the Target rack ghetto couture, I’m so proud.
Somebody needs to tell the poor thing, if your body looks like it was built by a low bid Rezko contractor, wear a print, never geometric patterns.
It fits so poorly, looks like off the rack at Wally World.
All her advisors, and she has more than a few, must be scared to death of her, or they are giggling behind their hands at her lack of fashion sense.
If it weren’t so funny and if she wasn’t such a bitch, would kinda feel sorry for her.
Bless her heart.
Yes, the drapes are now off limits. LOL
Remember Esther talking to Fred: “When you came here you had teeth. Do you want to leave with teeth?”
Survival gear for crossing the Potomac.
No, that’s a dingleberry.
Sasquatch’s are known for big feet.
Yep, if your feet are big as seal flippers, leave the pointy toes in the closet.
She needs some nice Mary Jane’s, with ankle straps.
Thank you I was confused. Again
Just who is her fashion consultant, Steve Urkel?
“Bless her heart”. Indeed! Useful wrap-up to the nice bouquet of compliments that precede it…..hahaha!
Are questions as to why so many black men prefer white women?
Did evolution produce that under-bite, so she can catch those enchilada drippings?
I’m invading Spain as we speak….long live the queen or some mugermororal…..It’s TRUE….I’m invading SPAIN again….
Or why Tull recorded Bungle in The Jungle.
And then there was the other time when they met in Spain.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/03/b3/4e/03b34e56fd276a4bf242db15961eb7b9.jpg
BTW, does Mooch have a five o’clock shadow in those pics?
I invaded Spain and I had a most wonderful cerviche…..I’ll come back in the late fall….
your over thinkin’ this….it’s alway’s a bout pussy and will ALWAY”S be about pussy….dang, then they throw the younger breastessesssss into the equationan…????
There is one good thing about Mooch. She makes every other woman in the USA look sizzlin’ HOT.
Maybe not Nancy Pelosi or the Clintons and some other sordid assorted Demorat women.
It comes unhinged and extends like that creature in ‘Alien’.
Talk about beating someone with the jaw bone of an ass…
There must be a law against using the word “glamorous” when describing the First Mooch. Words that should never be in the same sentence.
BTW, laughing so hard at comments my head hurts!
Poor Mooch, had to put down ham hocks and contain her haltered of white people to play nice with visiting dignitaries.
Let’s not judge them merely by their looks. Clearly, the Spanish queen is a beautiful woman, but more importantly she loves her nation and has class and poise. That’s the biggest contrast.
Did Obama misplace his friggin selfie stick?
Mooch could work the underbite as a payloader. Now, consider the large butt…..coincidence?
I hope someone caught a pic of thunder bitch glaring at here pretty guest.
There’s that, Moose gives all women the chance to be as elegant as a first lady.
Yeah, yeah, I know, low bar.
With the possible exception of Eleanor Roosevelt, I think we have a new contender.
Sorry Franklin, call them as I see them.
http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/ugliest-first-ladies-in-american-history.aspx
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LMAO
Pregnant with twins lol
Actually this dress is a big improvement over those horrid loud prints she usually wears–which have the effect of making a woman who’s 5’11,” 240 look like a rock at Stonehenge.
You trippin,’ girlfriend.
Bitch ‘ s head be up her fat ass.
Ultimate “Beauty and the Beast” face-off would be Mooch meeting Charlotte Casirhagi.
Charlotte is the daughter of Princess Caroline of Monaco. She is currently sixth in line to the Monegasque throne, and she gets my vote as Most Gorgeous Creature on the Planet.
Look her up, guys.
I didn’t know they made designer square dance dresses.
My first thought upon seeing that picture was it’s a scene from Gorillas in the Mist.