I find it impossible Epstein didn’t have a deadman’s switch.
“Paging Hugh G. Rekshon…”
Bartender: What’ll it be, sir?
Patron: I’d like a warm Dickens Cider.
H/T Bob & Tom
Sylvia, must you drag that old, stale joke out EVERY Christmas?
I think this is three in a row. LOL
You’re one to talk, FDR…you moldy box of dust.
Thanks for fast-tracking Socialism, by the way.
I don’t get it…
Paging “Jack Meoff”
My son just found out about Dickens Cider and was telling me about it over Thanksgiving, he thought it was hilarious. And the good old tried and true having the bowling alley page Ima Fagg or Ima Hogg over the PA system. We actually got away with that once many years ago in our teens.
“Paging Stu Pedaso”.
I feel bad for that woman. She was so nice.
Still funny. That guy has balls.