We just did a story about this Kuntz… man.
He’s the one that fired an AR-15 and said it was “horrifying” and that it sounded like a cannon and the kick almost killed his entire blood line.
Now the bitch is back with an ill-timed article about the 2 year-old that was killed by the Disney gator.
Gersh Kuntzman has a problem with the killing of four alligators that were found trolling the same area for food.
No disrespect to the suffering family, but let me get this straight: We built a man-made ecosystem in the natural environment of a known predator, stocked it with fish for our amusement, built a hotel with a beach on its banks, let kids wade into the water, express shock when one gets eaten — and then we kill the animal for doing exactly what animals do?
I’m not anti-human. I’m anti-stupidity and anti-hypocrisy. Human beings have evolved over millions of years to have the biggest and best brains on the planet — but whenever we have a conflict with the other animals, we use only the rudimentary brain stem to violently strike out.
We’re better than this, people. If you love nature, you have to love it when it does something natural.
It matters little to me that this was Disney as opposed to a private residence. If a gator ate a kid on someone’s property I wouldn’t think it was unreasonable that the owners set out and shoot all the gators they could find.
Duntzman doesn’t have to worry about these sorts of things because he probably lives in a high rise with his boyfriend.
But I can guaranfriggintee you that if rats gnawed through his armoire and ate his lube juice he’d be hiring the Orkin man to kill all the nasty vermin, even though they were just doing exactly what rats do.
I have lots of sympathy for animals and wildlife. I root for the bulls in bullfighting. I’m not all that upset when some idiot is taunting “trained” animals and their heads get caught in their jaws. I could sit back with a beverage and *enjoy a nice “hunter’s teeth knocked out by mother elk after being shot with an arrow” story.
But I have no problem with man’s dominion over animals when they encroach our living space, even if it’s just for our hedonistic Disney World pleasures.
I’m sure Kuntzman would demand someone do something if sharks were loitering around the shallow waters on Fire Island. After all, Fire Island is not the animal’s turf, it’s the rightful property of the gays.
* See comments where I explain that I’m not putting hunters in the same class as taunters and bullfighters.
**I have no idea if Kuntzman is gay or not. But he is a weak sister. An AR-15 is too tough for him to handle. IT’S A CANNON!