In order to fundraise for her up coming reelection campaign, Senator Tammy Baldwin (WI-D) managed to panic Madison and Milwaukee Democrats by telling them that Sheriff David Clarke was going to be her challenger.
Only he isn’t and now that we are awaiting word of his appointment to a position in the Trump Administration, her election committee had to come up with some plausible means to hang onto the $2 million they managed to raise already.
So to make contributors feel like they haven’t been duped, her people are declaring an early victory in the 2018 mid-term election.
I posted my congratulations to Senator Baldwin on her Facebook page on winning a victory in an election that hasn’t been held yet against an opponent who didn’t run.
Gwen Moooooore probably kicking herself for not thinking of this first.
Hey liberals,
Baldwin’s election is soooo certain you don’t even need to go vote. It’s in the bag. Just stay home for the election. You have more important things to do, like make some protest signs.
It can never be too early to start raising funds for another election, her next hypothetical
match could be against Porky Pig or Yogi Bear.
I hope the President can swing through the state a few times just before November 2018 and make sure Baldwin is sent packing.
Do they have a law in that state that only ugly women can run for office?
Liberals are out of touch with everything else, no surprise she’s unable to grasp that whole time-space continuum thingy.
Why do left tards always look like they were shoved
through a ugly tree forest?