Patriot Retort: In what can only be described as an explosive story, the Washington Post is reporting that every time you listen to Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” five people have died from the coronavirus between the beginning and the end of the song.
So for the love of God, stop listening to “White Christmas!”
Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” has so much blood on its hands, they might as well rename it “Red Christmas!”
Now, I don’t know if it’s just Bing Crosby’s version that has such a fatal result, or every version of the song. more
No word on how many Chicagians get shot during the black national anthem
Then I imagine that ten or more people will have died in the time it takes to read WaPo’s editorial toilet paper page.
“Red Christmas”. Or, as the Biden’s like to refer to it..
Xi stuffed our stocking
Just think of the slaughter during the album versions of “Autobahn”, “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”, “Interstellar Overdrive”, “In Held ‘Twas In I”, “Tubular Bells” or Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love”.
I’m ready to shoot myself every time I hear “The Twelve Days of Christmas” God make it stop!
After non stop Christmas songs since November, I might just clean a loaded gun.
What really amazes me is the left has nothing to peddle but misery, and the lemmings still think it’s the newest fad.
Imagine the genocide during the movie.
By the way the first day of Christmas is Christmas day and goes the 12 days to Epiphany
Lest we forget what a good thing Covid as been. Completely eliminating Heart disease, Cancer, Accidents,Chronic lower respiratory diseases,Stroke,Alzheimer’s disease,Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
ChiGuy, you missed the long versions of Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull and Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers and all of the rock opera Tommy by The Who. And for those of us who love outlaw country music Green Grass and Highways by The Outlaws.
Reminds me of this old Robin Williams joke about Bono:
https://youtu.be/f8CEBOHmEbk?t=6
😉
Green Grass and High Tides.
It must be number one with a BULLET!
I’m not believing that. After all, my palms aren’t hairy and there seems to be plenty of kittens around.
I read recently that the longer you live the more likely you are to die in the nearer future. Scary thoughts, but its Science so you know its true.
Everybody is affected differently to things. For instance, if you were to ask Hillary if her face hurts she would answer “no”, but everytime I see it it kills me.
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I forgot the 2 that were fatally shot in Grand County, Colo, and died of Covid.
Every time WaPo posts crap like that a subscription is cancelled.
5 people die between the begining and the end of the song?
So what? Just ring a damn bell and the good ones will get their wings.
PS: 12 Days of Christmas is just the non alcoholic edition of 100 Bottles of Beer.
Reminds me of a U2 concert in Scotland; Bono starts clapping his hands and says, “Every time I clap, a child in Africa dies.”
Out of the audience a Scot stands up and says, “Quit doing it then, ya evil bastard!”
If ya really want someone to die, make them listen to The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late), by Alvin and the Chipmunks.