The old joke was if Mama Cass gave Karen Carpenter her ham sandwich they’d both be alive.
Her daughter wants to set the record straight. Her mother did not choke on a ham sandwich; she had a heart attack in her sleep.
The rumor started when her manager, Alan Carr, fearing she might have taken drugs and wanting to save her image, said a ham sandwich was found with one bit out of it (which is true) and probably choked on it (untrue).
I think one of the original curses from the Garden of Eden was go torment women through their self esteem.
Men are fairly oblivious to rejection and emotional concerns compared to women.
I think Mama Cass must have had a very troubled soul and was so wounded she literally ate herself to death.
But, body positivity and morbid obesity are the new norm.
Just think how much money Big Pharma makes treating their symptoms.
The ham sandwich killed her one way or the other. That heart attack didn’t happen because she was in such great shape, ate well, etc.
Mama Cass has been dead for 50 years and nobody thinks about her cause of death but her daughter wants people to start talking about her cause of death because she has a book deal.
I wasn’t aware that she had a daughter.
Great voice.
Her album with Dave Mason was good.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Lizzo-approved historical revision.
The coroner found a tuna sammich and two Snickers bars in her tummy folds.
Mama Cass
An all you can eat buffet
Compared to women today, Cass was merely plump, if not “twiggy”.
Now do Me.
^ You drowned.
Mama Cass’s sister Leah Cohen (later Leah Kunkel) and I attended the same high school in Alexandria, Virginia. She was a couple of years ahead of me and we didn’t know each other. If you give me a pile of money I’ll give some of it to a ghost writer and we’ll cough up a book full of emptiness and we’ll sell it to people with empty lives.
Sorry, Owen, your mother’s music was pretty good but today I just don’t care about the details you concern yourself with.
Dying of a heart attach at 32? That’s some kind of heart disease, right there. Myocardial infarction, no doubt. Either that or a case of anaphylactic shock from pushing herself away from the table too fast.
(I’m not giving any slack today.)
sick joke for today: what kind of wood does not float? natalie wood.
Natalie Wood if she could, but she can’t so she don’t…
You don’t want to know about my last minutes on earth.
I died with hookers and blow in a Las Vegas hotel room. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Total bullshit. Just like when they said pork was involved in George Floyd’s death…
Don’t Ask.
^^^
I CAN TELL YA!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ut252
I died so a hotel maid would have something to talk about the rest of her life.
HIIII…YAHH!
https://www.grunge.com/995896/inside-the-tragic-2009-death-of-david-carradine/
Natalie Wood.
SATURDAY, 11 MAY 2024, 14:10 AT 2:10 PM
“Now do Me.
Anonymous
SATURDAY, 11 MAY 2024, 14:22 AT 2:22 PM
^ You drowned.”
At least we know she wasn’t a witch.
https://youtu.be/GpMjakNhZTc?si=ZT-h2RTFGl9m3bpS
SHUT UP! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THIS!
I re-watched Free Guy last night, her song “Make You Own Kind Of Music” was part of the soundtrack;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMCqblm7kE
Her voice was pleasant, not Karen Carpenter quality but pleasant.
Natalie Wood.
SATURDAY, 11 MAY 2024, 14:10 AT 2:10 PM
“Now do Me.”
I did you all right, Wifey!
Mama Cass died because she choked on a non-Kosher ham sandwich. She should have bought a Kosher ham sandwich. She coulda been alive today.