BRAINTREE (CBS) —
[…] Instead, police provided alternatives: “Stay home, blast the AC, binge Stranger Things season 3, play with the face app, practice karate in your basement. We will all meet again on Monday when it’s cooler.” more
h/t Instapundit.
“Crime rate inexplicably spikes during weekend heat wave, authorities baffled.”
But I won’t need the air conditioner then!
Perhaps it should be renamed “BrainLESStree PD.”
Just sayin’.
These morons should have done just the opposite, posting the following: “Any arrest made during the heat wave will result in the detained person housed in a cell block that is not air conditioned.”
Such sensitive, caring chaps on that Braintree PD.
I can see the SJW’s trying to make this a national movement, eventually including cold days, snowy days, rainy days, cool days, cloudy days, partly cloudy days, all national and state holidays, Stalin’s Birthday, and numerous new holidays, such as National Cookie Dough Day and National Unicorn Day.
Jail has AC right?
I knew an old fashioned country doctor who covered the county jail. He declared the jail would not be air conditioned until every tax payer in the county had AC.
…no waiting, gots to have space to destroy, it dey kulture…
I suppose stealing an Air Conditioner is out then
I suppose they’ll be making an official announcement as to when it’s OK to resume committing crimes?
Do you not think this was a joke? I took it as such, and thought it was clever.
Why didn’t they offer free ice cream or icetea to postponers?
Local bad guys-
we’ve got your back, now hands up, the phone the watch the wallet, yeah and that badge.
I’m gonna steals me an a/c, and then stay home in it! Honest! 😇
Whose idea what it to advertise that police are too hot to go after criminals?
Obviously was it, not what
Braintree PD to local thugs, “We advise you hold off until Monday to commit any breaking and entering burglaries planned for this weekend. It’s to dangerous right now.
There’s a higher probability the homes wont be empty, the home owners will be home chillin in the a/c and they might shoot your punk azzes. Or you might end up shooting theirs, instantly transforming yourself from being a common low-life punk-ass thief to being a killer, and be charged for murder instead of a simple B & E charge, if caught.
Please keep this in mind – there’s a big difference between doing 2 months in county vs life with no parole in Bay State Correctional. Or being dead.”
They forgot “Plan the perfect burglary for when Fall rolls around.”
The Braintree PD announces free transportation to Baltimore via Air-Conditioned Coach.
“Visit this beautiful waterfront city, replete with neighborhoods of color, where the Mayor assures you the ‘space’ to do yo bidness without hassles from the PoPo….., for a limited time only!”