You know what, people? Nothing is racist any longer, because everything is racist.
Awhile back a friend said to me that the left made him not care about black people any longer. He cut them out of his life because he was sick and tired of being called a racist for things that were perfectly innocent. So, rather than risk making a faux pas and being reprimanded for saying something that some SJW would attack him for, he simply steers clear. They don’t exist.
That’s sad, but it’s what the left has wrought. I can understand the attitude, especially when you hear things like, “McDonald’s offering Szechuan Sauce is racist because it reduces an entire country’s cuisine into one flavor.”
Really? Is that what it does? How many people are marching in front of McCormicks for offering “Italian seasoning”?
How is Szechuan Sauce a slight? Please tell me so that I can go ballistic at the thought of American Cheese.
What’s that you say? American cheese is not analogous because we’re talking about a style of cheese, and not distilling the whole of American cuisine into a singular sauce?
Oh, okay.
Pass me the French Dressing.
Give me a call when McDonald’s offers its Slant Eyes Sauce, okay? Until then, it’s not racist.
I am going to find a black telephone, rotary type, just to stir the fudge.
How dare we imply, that in all of Sweden, they only serve meatballs!!
So Lady Fingers most be sexist.
Rage…..it’s not just for Islamic Boy anymore!
And how do Germans not weigh eight thousand pounds when all they have to eat is chocolate cake?!
I had some German Potato salad that only invaded the French dressing, but it was friends with the Italian dressing…
How is Szechuan Sauce a sleight? By having the extra “e” in “slight”, perhaps.
(Sorry, the spelling Nazi came out again.)
🙂
….and who put the Hungarians in charge of the goulash?…
As if all of the south fries their chicken in one corporate style way.
HOW DARE THEY!!!!! I am OFFENDED!!!!
In the article, by this goofy ass author, they say “as if the south could be reduced to a single flavor called ‘Southern Sauce.”
And?
If I went to Japan and they had a sauce called Southern American sauce, and it was barbecue flavored sauce, would I be forming an offended coalition to do something about this??
uhhhh no.
Leftists need to be eradicated.
Actually, “beaner” works for me. I have been called homey and white boy and my usual reaction was to laugh. Liberals are so easily offended. It’s why they can’t do humor, and humor in this country has died. Like w the late night TV, it died when Carson retired. I see that as an ending of the era in which you could tastefully offend people, including blacks, and no one went ballistic. Not today. everyone is stifled. Isn’t it awesome. I have talked with several retirees and they describe it as “Now I”m unfiltered” or “the filter is off” and they can be honest again. 1st amendment my hind end.
My German potato salad once tried to invade the Russian dressing, but the UN’s Dorothy Lynch intervened…
the Un held the talks near Roquefort…
I like Russian dressing better than French dressing. Now I’m a racist who co-conspired with the alt-right and the Russians. Deport me out of your safe zone! Build a wall around your safe zone so I can’t get in!
Those rotten Gaels and Celts must have a huge drinking problem, what with all the Irish and Scotch whisk(e)y they guzzle.
…and don’t get me started on Eskimo Pies.
Hanging out at the laundromat; eating a bacon cheeseburger with Southwest Pepper Jack cheese and Texas bbq sauce; French fries with Caesar Ranch dressing to dip; washing it down with a bottle of Perrier; and all the while, surrounded by racist, white, washing machines with black agitators inside each one of them. I’m going to protest the laundromat now…
Wha bout Duck Sauce?
ain’t that raycist, or sumthin?
an Turtles (da choclik things) ar they racust to?
See! Evrythin IS racust!
Why do all the ethnic stores declare their ethnicity? Like FM Asian Mart, Korean Convenience, La Mex Mexican Cuisine, Billy’s American Burger.. etc.
Would you go to the Korean mart for a taco? No, you go there for the foods with the Korean words in them. Otherwise we can’t determine one hot sauce from the next. Hillary wouldn’t know what to stock in her purse.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen any Beaner food offered on the MD menu. Racist bastards!
I learned beaner was an insult in a public way. My youngest acquired the nickname Beaner from hitting his head a few times as a young-un. Bean, Beaner, Bean Machine some variant along the way.
He gets up to bat at his high school game and I yell: ‘Knock it out of the park, Beaner!!’
All these Mexican faces turn towards me and I didn’t why until my wife drew my attention to what it meant to them.
‘That’s my son at bat! That’s his nickname!’ didn’t help. The fact he was white didn’t matter at all, either.
Joey Biden, you animal hater!! Do you know how many ducks you have to kill to make Duck Sauce?
This is absurd and I mean that in Rick and Morty terms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXsj_7n4aWY.Rickandmortysauceexplained
“Why do all the ethnic stores declare their ethnicity?”
They sell the kinds of foods that may not be found elsewhere. Targeting a niche in an otherwise desert for those kinds of shoppers.
I feel sorry for the “loyal” Mexicans that will only shop at the local Fiesta.
Highest prices of all the food stores in our area. I think their nationalism is being abused and taken advantage of.
Say. Just what is a Szechuan, and how do I identify one? I don’t necessarily mind being racist. I just want to make sure of who I’m hating.
I used to work with a girl named Athena who was Hispanic. She called me Dianna-banana and I called her Athena-beana. My boss ordered me to stop calling her that because it was racist. Nobody was more stunned to hear that than Athena. She was like, “Oh, for fuck’s sake!”
Belgium waffles is a non sequitur…
I guess tortilla bender or chili shitter is not accepting either.
They don’t seem to understand the concept of “If I’m going to be blamed for something I didn’t do I may as well do it if I’ve a mind to.”
Therefore:
Aunt Jemima
Bohunk
Camel Jockey
Darkie
Eight Ball
Frog
Ghetto Monkey
Hillbilly
Injun
Jigaboo
Kike
Liver Lips
Monkey Boy
Nig-Nog
Ofay
Pickaninny
Q-Tip
Rug Pilot
Sambo
Taco Bender
Ubangi
Velcro Head
Wog
eXtra Crispy
Yid
Zip
Is it racist to even mention black beans? I love black bean soup. Let alone white beans or cannelloni beans. How about black bread like a nice dark rye bread?
@Uncle Al: It’s good to see that you are not niggardly with your racial epithets.
Is it made with real Szechuans?
Wednesday Addams
You be here FOUR HOUR! You GO now! You scare my wife!
(Courtesy the late, great John Pinette)
Wait a minute. Pleas explain to me, if I invite a Black activist to lunch at KFC, am I guilty of “Cultural Appropriation” or “Perpetuating a negative stereotype”?…
And if “Cultural Appropriation” is such a bad thing, then why is it OK for some guy to walk into a woman’s restroom by claiming he “identifies” as a female photographer?
The first liberal to give me an honest answer to the above questions wins the honor of being the first honest liberal I’ve ever communicated with.
@IronyCurtain: “You rook rike Fwee Wiwwy!”
(same)
🙂
Crap, and I just bought a box of Swedish
meatballs.
BTW what is a Szechuan? Is that related to
a leprechaun?
“Sichuan, formerly romanized Szechuan, is a province in southwest China occupying most of the Sichuan Basin between the Himalayas on the west, the Daba Mountains in the north, and the Yungui Plateau to the east. Sichuan’s capita…”
This means that Szechuan is a place, not a “race.”
Soooooooo … WTF are the morons getting exercised over?
izlamo delenda est …