Meanwhile, In England: Man Sees Freddie Mercury In His Pork Chop

Eh. Looks more like Nikola Tesla to me.

KFI:

Often, we hear about religious figures appearing to people in strange places or foods, and since Queen singer Freddie Mercuryis considered to be a rock god by many, here’s another one of those stories. 47-year-old Derek Simms of England was preparing a delicious pork chop dinner for himself and his wife when he looked down at the sizzling cut of meat and realized Freddie’s image had appeared on it.

Derek told the Mirror, “I’ve never seen anything like it. I’ve cooked a lot of things and lived a lot of years but I’ve never seen my food resemble a celebrity before. Before I served up I called over my wife and she clocked it straight away.”more

27 Comments on Meanwhile, In England: Man Sees Freddie Mercury In His Pork Chop

  1. …given just the information from the recent Freddy biopic (non-Chinese version), I would suggest that Mr. Mercury would be FAR more likely to manifest in a genital wart than in a pork chop…

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  2. looks more like one of those cartoon characters from Monty Python

    … of course, so did Freddy … but that’s beside the point

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  3. Was it cooked on a General Electric range? That would explain it. It’s a message from Tesla saying ” Oh sure you cooked this pork chop using Alternating Current which I invented but you cooked this pork chop on a range made by that fraud Thomas Edison!”

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  4. “Looks more like Nikola Tesla to me.”
    That’s exactly what I thought at 1st. 2nd……15th glance..

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  5. “Looks more like Nikola Tesla to me.”
    That’s exactly what I thought at 1st. 2nd……15th glance..
    I guess it depends on what generation you grew up in..

  6. I wiped my butt this morning and in the Charmin, I saw the Obamas sitting on a Martha’s Vineyard beach.

    Hold on, I’ll upload the jaypeg…

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  7. Hey @Ferd, ya gotta stop looking at the porkchop! When you look deep into a porkchop you must remember the porkchop is looking into you.

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