Monopoly is Releasing a Version Specifically For the Left – IOTW Report

Monopoly is Releasing a Version Specifically For the Left

I’m assuming this new version of Monopoly is for the left because it’s called the Cheaters Edition.

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  • The twist on the classic game will encourage fans to cheat during gameplay.
  • The Cheater’s Edition will come with 15 cheat cards which ask players to carry out tasks throughout the game.
  • These can range from taking money from the bank to moving someone else’s token on your turn.
  • If successful, players will get rewards like extra cash or free properties to help them get further in the game.
  • If they’re caught, players may have to hand over money or wind up handcuffed to the board game in jail.

Unless, of course, you’re part of the Obama FBI and DOJ. Then, nothing will happen to you.

 

h/t go to jail, go directly to jail–unless you’re HRC

 

13 Comments on Monopoly is Releasing a Version Specifically For the Left

  1. The design of such a game is way too fitting for the liberals of deceit but they would denounce it with the same veracity they censure actual facts that disrupt their consistent ideological bullshit.

  2. Speaking of cheaters. This evening, the leftwing Mayor of Nashville (now a declared sanctuary city), admitted that she has been having a years long affair with her taxpayer provided police bodyguard.

    She has already spoken with God and, spoiler alert, She has forgiven her. They’re just human after all. To grown married (to other people) adults exploring their sexual feelings for each other.

    Oh, and an investigative reporter found that his OT hit six figures as soon as he started guarding her particular body. A better argument would have been that he is paid by the pound he has to protect. They took trips to exotic liberal cities int the US – San Fransicko, Denver, New York. To Paris. To Athens, Greece. All to help little ole Nashville.

    But she’s not resigning. Oh no. Everyone just found out a few hours ago but she’s got work to do and she’s confident that everyone will understand. Forgive her like God already has. And that this is totally no biggie.

  3. “Cheat cards”? Like the left needs help cheating.

    Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever played a game of Monopoly, where someone hasn’t cheated I was told once that cheating is part of the game; any game, including life.

    That might be a sure way to see if your children will be a leftist or a conservative. How do they play? How do they win?

  4. I prefer the Bill Clinton version; the community chest cards are great.

    “Advance to Baltic Avenue and get a blow job from Monica.”
    “Fly around the board and have sex with 14 year old prostitutes.”
    “Go to jail. Do not pass go, but have your arresting state trooper obtain a protitute for you.”
    “Collect $200 dollars for every sentence you speak.”
    “Uh, oh – Hillary caught you. Advance to Boardwalk and stay there for a few turns until the heat’s off.”

  5. Cliche,
    Know what positions Barry had in private business? Ethics Compliance! You can’t make this stuff up! And, of course, she’s from California, here to show us rubes how it’s done in the big city.

    We used to be known as ‘the Athens of the South’. Not any more.

  6. Now we’re the San Francisco of the South. Right behind Miami.

    So we’re pitching. Not catching.

    Although we should ask if Sgt. Forrest Hump provided the same protection to Karl Dean. He only made $35k in OT then but that may be because Dean suffers from Low T.

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