Shilling For Schilling.
I’m hearing a lot of great things about Curt Schilling’s radio show.
PHenry just sent an email-
Listening to Curt Schilling show and he was discussing the Breitbart/Kellogg’s issue. A female caller agreed that a boycott was necessary. Then she said she’s been sitting on the toilet for half an hour because she doesn’t have enough fiber in her diet.
Schilling went to commercial break inviting callers to discuss a variety of topics, including Rose’s inability to have a bowel movement.
Here’s a sample of Schilling filling in for Howie Carr.
Is it irregularity? Hmm?
I didn’t know that woman had bowel movements! I know they do not fart!
She actually said she can’t shit. Yes she said shit. I’ve urged Schilling to put up that call as an independent post. I hope he does. It was hilarious. Not just what she said but how Schilling and producer reacted.
A new days dawns.
ESPN is down, Schilling is soaring.
2017 will be awesome!
Tell her to quit watching ESPN and take two bowls of Post bran flakes.
Oh, and call back in the morning.
You can buy cereal from Post or General Mills instead of Kellogg’s. You could even buy the cheaper cereal in the large plastic bags. Marshmallow Mateys taste just as good as Lucky Charms, and you don’t have to pay for the cardboard box.
PHenry,
Did she say “I shit you not?”
Prune juice: The intestinal equivalent of Draino.
Raisins.
Apple a day.
How about a bowl of new Super Colon Blow?
Colon Kaeperjacks.
I just successfully dropped Kaepernick off at the super bowl. I credit probiotics and a multi-fruit breakfast!
That SNL creep, the young guy they say is a “STAR!!!” actually had a funny line at the Rob Lowe roast on Comedy Central.
He said to Peyton Manning.. “The Superbowl, eh? The Superbowl is what your mother used to use to give you a haircut.”
Manning laughed.
(The dude does have a huge noggin.)
He also said, “Manning looks like when football players evolved into not having to wear helmets.”
@bfh. Aren’t you supposed to use the Nationwide insurance jingle?
🎼Dude sure has a huge nog-gin.
wanna move your shit? Vitamin b-12. Like 350 HP turbo v6. Its quick.