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Mr. Pinko Gets Lost While Shopping

Tuesday, 12 January 2016, 5:05 BFH Uncategorized 37

Pinko approached this helpful looking woman in the store and enlisted her aid in finding his girlfriend. unnamed

The puzzled woman asked, “why me? And how can I possibly help?”

Pinko said, “just stand here talking to me…”

“She’ll show up pretty much immediately.”

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37 Comments on Mr. Pinko Gets Lost While Shopping

  1. Yeah, my wife would show up just seconds after asking her for help. It’s Murphy’s Law. It’s also Murphy’s Law that if I was single and walked up to her to say anything, that’s when Brutus, her 6’6 260lbs of solid muscle boyfriend would magically appear between us, asking me if there is a problem.

  25. I totally agree with RightWinger..
    And I would like to add the following:

    Murphy’s Law: prov. The correct, original Murphy’s Law reads:
    “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

    Sturgeon’s Law prov.:
    “Ninety percent of everything is crap”.

    Murphy’s Original Law:
    “If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.”

    Murphy’s First Corollary:
    “Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.”

    Murphy’s Second Corollary:
    “It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.”

    Quantized Revision of Murphy’s Law:
    “Everything goes wrong all at once.”

    Murphy’s Constant
    “Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.”

    The Murphy Philosophy:
    “Smile… tomorrow will be worse.”

    Hanlon’s Razor:
    “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

    and my personal favorite:

    O’Mally’s Law:
    Which States: “Murphy was an Optimist.”

    Conclusions:
    If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
    Corollary – If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
    If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
    Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    If anything can’t go wrong, it will anyway.
    If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    Everything takes longer than you think.
    You never find a lost article until you replace it.
    If nobody uses it, there’s a reason.
    You get the most of what you need the least.
    Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
    Mother nature is a bitch.

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