The HORROR!!!
She’s suffered financial and emotional loss, goes the claim.
She’s willing to settle out of court. Guess what she wants for compensation.
She wants a lifetime supply of Kit Kats.
Miss Ahmad admits she is “trying her luck” but said “if you don’t ask, you don’t get”
That’s not very Islamic of her… or is it??
ht/ Big Owe
Let’s reward her with 90 grains of wafer enrobed in a delicious .24 caliber package of goodness. Too harsh? Maybe we could resettle her in an idyllic western town where everything is free and CAIR forces everyone into willing dhimmtude. Better?
“If you don’t ask, you don’t get” ??
I like that!
How about all you goat-bumpers get out of the civilized world?
‘Try your luck’ in the primitive life Mohammad built for you.
I assume if she gets cavities she will sue the company again.
I would give her a replacement bar and that’s that.
That Face.
The muzzie “Hippie Chick”.
She’s got the Grievance thing figured out
He fat face indicates the last thing she needs is a lifetime supply! Where is the full burkha when you need it?
Since I can see her face I guess shes not Muslim enough.
Cut her head off for this blasphemous act.
Gimme a break….
In the name of Allah (PBUH) she is showing her entire face and, therefore, should be dragged across the burning sands.
She’s the muzzie version of that poorly aged hippie chick with the dreadlocks. (BBUH) Burial Be Upon Her. (ptui!).
At least she shaved before having her photo taken.
She’s complaining about basically chocolate covered chocolate. Most women (my wife included) would stampede for something like that.
She’s assimilated to the litigious nature of sharpton and jesse ….looking to get free stuff for nothing.
No harm, not foul.
Make her pay for the defense attorney’s fees and then give her one Kit Kat..
How about
STFU!!!!!
Hey, you stupid bovine lump, how about you cease shoveling Kit Kats down your prayer-hole, and get with the boycott?
http://www.inminds.com/boycott-nestle.html
I’ll top your offer, Bigsky.
Let’s reward her with beating the shit out of her, make her pay 10,000 in court costs, and feed her nothing but bacon and kit-kat bars for the rest of her life while she is imprisoned at a hog rendering factory.
The makers of Kit-Kat should send her a $25.00 gift certificate to a local BBQ rib joint and a DVD copy of the 1998 Oscar nominated blockbuster movie “Babe: Pig in the city”.
Babe, fresh from his victory in the sheepherding contest, returns to Farmer Hoggett’s farm, but after Farmer Hoggett is injured and unable to work, Babe has to go to the big city to save the farm.
Yeah, that one..
Ok, your 15 minutes is up.
Receive citation fro frivolous lawsuit and pay court costs.
Next!.
I was just thinking that a waferless Kit Kat would be a definite improvement. To me, anyway.
🙂
As Mohammed never ate a “Kit-Kat” – no filthy feral moslem savage should ever eat a “Kit-Kat.”
And the penalty for eating “Kit-Kats” is death, by beheading.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
So, she didn’t know the shortening in the wafers was lard?
This is what happens to 20 year old musloid chicks after 10 or 15 years of marriage.
Heard this on news and of course they did not mention she is muslim!
Why not, the Africans have been getting away with ‘black’mail for years!
She has insulted my fave candy. You can go up and down in this world and you’ll never find chocolate like Kit Kat chocolate, not even Dove or Brookside can match it. I don’t know what they do to it, but it’s the best tasting stuff I ever had.
First of all, she got ALL chocolate, which is costlier than wafer.
Second, I say give her all the Kit-Kats she wants. Send her a truckload. Soon, she’ll find out what it’s like to weigh 900-pounds and try to kneel and bow and scrape 5 times a day.
Watch what you wish for kid, you might get it.
Actually, it’s infused with nanoparticles of pure, delicious bacon. But don’t tell the Muzzie girl that – we don’t want to put her off her feed or anything…
?
…Better yet, let’s send her to the Boka Haram camp for Girls this summer. As my dad used to say, “You want something to cry out? Boka Haram will give you something to cry about”!
Laughable claims of damage notwithstanding, this may be first time a Muslim’s publicized complaint is really about a defective product rather than some than imaginary insult to Islam.
this bint is a Filthy Moslem Savage. Make her chug liquid hot pig lard and pet a mangy dog with her right hand (the eating hand)
You’re a generous American DBF and I applaud that in you. I say let’s go with your idea and save the .24 for another, uh, target of our sense of justice.
Awesome! They had better give her the Japanese Kit-Kats with all the different flavors.
The japs piss in the vats, Larry …
just like the mexicans.
Hmm……are Kit Kat bars halal?
Seriously! Kit Kat’s are the retarded cousin’s of Twix. lol
Excuse me towel head….kit Kat’s contain pork fat dumbass . Why u eating them?