Muslim Girl Sues Kit Kats For Emotional Loss After Bar Had No Wafer In It

both financially and emotionally

The HORROR!!!

She’s suffered financial and emotional loss, goes the claim.

She’s willing to settle out of court. Guess what she wants for compensation.

She wants a lifetime supply of Kit Kats.

Miss Ahmad admits she is

Miss Ahmad admits she is “trying her luck” but said “if you don’t ask, you don’t get”

That’s not very Islamic of her… or is it??

ht/ Big Owe

36 Comments on Muslim Girl Sues Kit Kats For Emotional Loss After Bar Had No Wafer In It

  1. Let’s reward her with 90 grains of wafer enrobed in a delicious .24 caliber package of goodness. Too harsh? Maybe we could resettle her in an idyllic western town where everything is free and CAIR forces everyone into willing dhimmtude. Better?

  2. “If you don’t ask, you don’t get” ??

    I like that!
    How about all you goat-bumpers get out of the civilized world?

    ‘Try your luck’ in the primitive life Mohammad built for you.

  3. I assume if she gets cavities she will sue the company again.
    I would give her a replacement bar and that’s that.

  4. He fat face indicates the last thing she needs is a lifetime supply! Where is the full burkha when you need it?

  5. She’s the muzzie version of that poorly aged hippie chick with the dreadlocks. (BBUH) Burial Be Upon Her. (ptui!).

  6. She’s assimilated to the litigious nature of sharpton and jesse ….looking to get free stuff for nothing.

    No harm, not foul.
    Make her pay for the defense attorney’s fees and then give her one Kit Kat..

  7. I’ll top your offer, Bigsky.

    Let’s reward her with beating the shit out of her, make her pay 10,000 in court costs, and feed her nothing but bacon and kit-kat bars for the rest of her life while she is imprisoned at a hog rendering factory.

  8. The makers of Kit-Kat should send her a $25.00 gift certificate to a local BBQ rib joint and a DVD copy of the 1998 Oscar nominated blockbuster movie “Babe: Pig in the city”.
    Babe, fresh from his victory in the sheepherding contest, returns to Farmer Hoggett’s farm, but after Farmer Hoggett is injured and unable to work, Babe has to go to the big city to save the farm.
    Yeah, that one..

  9. As Mohammed never ate a “Kit-Kat” – no filthy feral moslem savage should ever eat a “Kit-Kat.”

    And the penalty for eating “Kit-Kats” is death, by beheading.

    So let it be written, so let it be done.

  10. She has insulted my fave candy. You can go up and down in this world and you’ll never find chocolate like Kit Kat chocolate, not even Dove or Brookside can match it. I don’t know what they do to it, but it’s the best tasting stuff I ever had.

  11. First of all, she got ALL chocolate, which is costlier than wafer.

    Second, I say give her all the Kit-Kats she wants. Send her a truckload. Soon, she’ll find out what it’s like to weigh 900-pounds and try to kneel and bow and scrape 5 times a day.

    Watch what you wish for kid, you might get it.

  12. Actually, it’s infused with nanoparticles of pure, delicious bacon. But don’t tell the Muzzie girl that – we don’t want to put her off her feed or anything…

    ?

  13. …Better yet, let’s send her to the Boka Haram camp for Girls this summer. As my dad used to say, “You want something to cry out? Boka Haram will give you something to cry about”!

  14. Laughable claims of damage notwithstanding, this may be first time a Muslim’s publicized complaint is really about a defective product rather than some than imaginary insult to Islam.

  15. this bint is a Filthy Moslem Savage. Make her chug liquid hot pig lard and pet a mangy dog with her right hand (the eating hand)

  16. You’re a generous American DBF and I applaud that in you. I say let’s go with your idea and save the .24 for another, uh, target of our sense of justice.

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