An Indonesian fisherman heard her fall from the sky. He took her back to a house where men sat in chairs, worshipping the angel, changing her hijab each day… until one fateful discovery, and their blood ran cold… —–>
their angel had a center fold.
It was a sex doll.
No word on what they did after the revelation.
ht/ The Big Owe
lol, it took days to figure this out
the whole world is stuck on stupid
In their defense….It was the first woman they had ever met…that didn’t smell like a Goats Asshole….(I go through the same problem in Miami)
Well, if you’ll worship Satan then I guess you’ll worship anything….
Derka, derka, derka. A spritz of eau de goats ass and she’s primed for an evening on the town with the moozloid barbarians.
Now now folks. No body shaming. She’s actually kind of cute. I’m sure her education could be arranged at public expense at an Ivy League school.
That has to be one of the 72 virgins! On second thought, since it is a discarded (and likely “used”) sex doll ……….. maybe not.
But it’s as close to the virgins that these goofs will ever get in the afterlife.
Just… Plain… Sick…
When will Barry praise it?
The Russian pilots were all done with her.
These dumb-shits are still arguing about how to do a Clitoridectomy on it…
Bet it smells like Achmed’s ass.
That is just a story they made up so that people wouldn’t think they preferred a toy over a goat.
If they thought it was an angel they would not have taken that lewd photo.
Mohammad wept.
J&K covered this on their show yesterday. John couldn’t stop laughing.
Tales of the Hajib.
Accounts for the uptick in sales of bicycle pumps in Indonesia.
Tales of the Hajib.
Accounts for the sudden surge in bicycle pump sales in Indonesia.
The Hijab changer was paid $15 an hour with benefits….
So why is there a Muslim singles ad at the top of this post? No way, no how, never, ever. And why would anybody sane or non muzzie want to date a muzzie woman anyway?
So they figured it out when they tried to perform a clitorectomy and let all the air out, right?
A few minutes ago that muzzie dating site muslima.com had an ad posted, now it’s mysteriously gone. And I swear I wasn’t seeing things.
Hopefully the rocks bounced back when they stoned her.
Holy Olies Snackber. She has some giant wings.