Mystery Announcement From NASA Thursday – IOTW Report

Mystery Announcement From NASA Thursday

Fans of extra-terrestrials across the globe are waiting with baited breath for an expected announcement this week by NASA that they have found life beyond our planet.

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It must be time for NASA to make its budget request for future projects.

32 Comments on Mystery Announcement From NASA Thursday

  1. More likely is that they will announce that the Kepler Space Observatory has found and confirmed an Earth sized planet in the habitable zone of another star under scrutiny. These things take months to analyze and confirm, but with each one found the science is refined a bit more. They won’t be able to confirm an atmosphere or presence of liquid water with certainty until the James Webb Telescope goes up in 2019. There will be plenty of candidates to look at when it does go on-line.
    I, for one, would LOVE IT if they do announce that signs of alien life have been detected, but that is doubtful.

  2. Oh please let hot Nordic chicks step out of a flying saucer in DC and announce they need men for breeding, alcohol production and fighting the hideous bugs on Planet P.

    And they have a cure for all disease, including leftism.

  3. I don’t understand why anyone would think it is a good idea to try and contact possible inhabitants of other planets. Do they think we will become friends with these life forms? Do they think we can fight off a species that is technically advanced compared to us? There is some bad thinking out there.

  4. Possible NASA announcements:

    1. Someone received our broadcast. And they’re coming. And they’re not friendly.

    2. A Killer Asteroid is coming, and they need a maverick wildcat driller and his roughnecks for a desperate gambit.

    3. Friendly aliens are here. And they’ve brought a Cookbook.

  5. Very appropriate character to represent NASA today. Sort of allegoric. Vina (NASA PR) the green Orion slave girl, who tempted Captain Pike (the American public). Turns out she was an illusion. The actual woman was a mangled mess (NASA), rescued by a benevolent alien race (Mr. Trump). Can’t really trust everthing NASA reports. They’ve been compromised by socialist polices that may be affecting the research. Especially after 8 yrs. Obama.

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