26 Comments on NASA will remove insensitive nicknames

  1. & I’m thoroughly upset that the 4th planet is named after a candy company … think of all the poor diabetics that are triggered!

    & the second planet is obviously misogynistically named

    & many of the constellations are named by bestiality pervs & do not consider vegan sensibilities

    & why the ‘moon’? … you find fault w/ my ass?

    btw, I have crabs in my nebula

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  2. Uranus was called Herschel, but he named it Georgium Sidus.

    And then other bad things happened. Everest, named after another George, is called Everest. His name is pronounced, “Eve-Rest”.

    Which brings us back to Elgin. Fuck.

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