No, We Weren’t Watching You! – IOTW Report

No, We Weren’t Watching You!

13 Comments on No, We Weren’t Watching You!

  1. Brad
    MONDAY, 8 APRIL 2024, 21:37 AT 9:37 PM
    “Gentle man. Come on guys, no way that butts keeping you warm at night. Hey, I’m into creature comforts. And warmth.”

    The David solution!

    1 Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.

    2 Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.
    -1 Kings 1:1-2

  2. As the saying goes (and the video proves), “Never stick yer dick in krazy”. (’cause if you do, in 9 months you’ll end up birthing an Anonymouse)


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