Not sure if these are pro or con… – IOTW Report

Not sure if these are pro or con…

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  1. I deployed my Trump Vuvuzella yesterday.
    Lazlo has the two piece model that opens with a snap
    Some Miscreants were on the corner with Never Trump signs.
    I would have let it go, but they had Hilary signs. A man must have standards.
    I says to myself: “Lazlo, when’s the last time you made a right turn that was not entirely necessary?” “Can’t remember” I answered
    Right turn Ho!
    When I got close they saw the Hat. That’s when they started flipping me the bird and calling me ‘asshole’
    As I got real close I rolled down the passenger window.
    The look of fear was delightful, they were sure I was going to shoot them all.
    Not today, smelly Gilligans. You have your free speech, and I have mine.
    I deployed the Vuvuzella.
    I blew them a grand note as I went by.
    I blew the Vuvuzella note long, and I blew it well. The decibel meter I taped to the passenger door for just such an occasion registered 103 decibels at two feet.
    First their fear is replaced by a WTF then as the full beauty of the Vuvuzella note reached deep into their souls; they faltered.
    They broke like a wave on the Sea Wall of my Will.
    They chucked a slurpee at me. They missed.
    How do they expect to get anywhere in life with that level of inaccuracy?

  2. That was lovely, Lazlo! Even though I’m not much of a Trump admirer (but better than H-Rod or BS to be sure!), it did my heart good to read your account of the #NeverTrump-ers symbolically slain by the Grand Trumpet Vuvuzella! Stay vigilant!

  3. No Menderman, the left wing media is ramping up it’s pro-Trump stuff to help him over the top.
    This is part of the ‘new and improved’ Trump that is being rolled out as we speak.

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