13 Comments on Obama’s Little Known Chronic Neck Pain Explained
When I said Obama had his head up his ass, I didn’t mean he literally had his head up an donkey. You learn something new everyday.
Not seeing that one guys head?!
Here’s to the neck that never heals
The more you move it the worse it feels
But there ain’t no soap this side of hell
that will wash away that flotus smell
If she didn’t trim the shrubbery, that would also explain his gigantic head scar. Like a brillo pad from hell, I imagine.
It’s a symptom of tunnel vision. He never turns his head to see or hear someone else’s opinion and his cervical vertebrae are beginning to fuse, like an old woman’s hips.
Ah, yes.
That unfortunate summer back in his youth, when he was persuaded to frolick in a pool with Moose.
Sadly, that experience pushed him over the edge, and he’s been gay ever since.
Can’t be a real pic, if barry were to try to hold up the actual wt of that fat ass, it would be more than his neck that would be sore, he would be a squished pile of crap , which is not much different than the pile of crap he is …
No comment from Greenpeace?
“What’s goin’ on on this side?”
And ever since then, in retaliation he has made it his mission to be a pain in America’s neck.
WOW the POTUS has some great Doctors! They removed an ugly 300 pound fat tumor from his neck and he is only wearing a neck brace?
That pic was obviously photoshopped; if it was real, it would be Reggie on Barry’s shoulders. Oh yeah, and his head would be turned the other way.
When I said Obama had his head up his ass, I didn’t mean he literally had his head up an donkey. You learn something new everyday.
Not seeing that one guys head?!
Here’s to the neck that never heals
The more you move it the worse it feels
But there ain’t no soap this side of hell
that will wash away that flotus smell
If she didn’t trim the shrubbery, that would also explain his gigantic head scar. Like a brillo pad from hell, I imagine.
http://pic60.picturetrail.com/VOL1731/12319175/21913728/396139235.jpg
But, but those beautiful arms: http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/workout/arms/exercises/how-to-get-michelle-obamas-arms-the-workout-plan/
It’s a symptom of tunnel vision. He never turns his head to see or hear someone else’s opinion and his cervical vertebrae are beginning to fuse, like an old woman’s hips.
Ah, yes.
That unfortunate summer back in his youth, when he was persuaded to frolick in a pool with Moose.
Sadly, that experience pushed him over the edge, and he’s been gay ever since.
Can’t be a real pic, if barry were to try to hold up the actual wt of that fat ass, it would be more than his neck that would be sore, he would be a squished pile of crap , which is not much different than the pile of crap he is …
No comment from Greenpeace?
“What’s goin’ on on this side?”
And ever since then, in retaliation he has made it his mission to be a pain in America’s neck.
WOW the POTUS has some great Doctors! They removed an ugly 300 pound fat tumor from his neck and he is only wearing a neck brace?
That pic was obviously photoshopped; if it was real, it would be Reggie on Barry’s shoulders. Oh yeah, and his head would be turned the other way.