Onlookers Were Spared a Grisly Scene at a Weightlifting Competition

15 Comments on Onlookers Were Spared a Grisly Scene at a Weightlifting Competition

1. “I warm-up with that”
   Just kidding…

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2. Thank God!

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3. That gave me the heebee-jeebees.

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4. Time for him to find a different sport.

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5. Looks like high school kids should have had a spotter just for the purpose

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6. I was a champion weightlifter in Khazad-Dum.

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7. That would have left a divot in his skull.

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8. That would have left a brain filled divot in the floor.

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9. Onlookers Were Spared a Grisly Scene at a Weightlifting Competition

   So, I was waiting for his bowels to eliminate right on the floor in front of thousands. Either way he should be on his knees thanking the Lord for sparing his life.

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10. With that warning I thought it was going to be a tranny pretending to be female and having a wardrobe malfunction. The kid is blessed he isn’t headless. Where was his spotter???

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11. So is that how the Headless Horseman lost his head while weightlifting. His guardian angel was working overtime to keep him from getting a squashed/ mashed/bashed in head.

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12. That was supposed to be a clean and jerk.

    But it was dirty and bonk.

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13. Crushed like an egg shell.

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14. I was expecting a grizzly to come charging out…

    Where the f are his spotters?

    What sort of couch allows a teenage competitor not to have spotters?

    What sort if weightlifting association dues not demand it?

    Bet the dioshits do now.

    I would see the shit out of them.

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15. Back in 1977, one of the Airmen we worked with decided to get into hang gliding. He was taken to Council Bluffs by others. He took off, gained altitude and turned too sharply. He stalled and plummeted to his death. I think he was twenty. Choose your sport carefully.