I always thought the fictitious T-Bone was a slightly homoerotic amalgam of various fever dreams.
He hangs around with Gayle King.
He volunteered that he groped an unnamed girl, one that was drunk. Very convenient. He could never be held accountable for it (because she most likely doesn’t exist) but gives the illusion of him being interested in girls.
He’s still single.
He’s a drama queen.
Now this.
Not there’s anything wrong with it.
I don’t really care about anything about Spankbuttacus’ life but:
YES
Was the “unnamed girl he groped” by any chance Ru Paul? 🙂
Ditto, @TBinIN. I really DGAS, but yeah. Seems gay to me, too.
YES!–wikipedia sez he’s 49!
no family listed but parents
That unnamed girl was probably a trannie. “Spankbuttacus’” I like that, so the answer is YES!
Goldenfoxx
I think he is a personal, self satisfaction opportunist that will take whatever he can, and whatever he can get away with.
Black Bartacus – aka Homer Simpson’s ghetto love child – probably caused his lazy eye by staring at dicks.
Cory Booker is his own gender.
It fits. Drama Queen Bitchiness, trying to keep in the closet.
black kevin spacey
Maybe Manti Te’o is his shadchan..https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/01/27/notre-dame-linebacker-manti-had-fake-girlfriend-but-his-talent-real/EM0wgqCecb3cpsAbaKd99K/story.html
Yup…..he’s a cock gurgler……that’s why his eye is messed up. Too many wieners in close up…..
@ BFH – give me a break. Cory being gay is JUST now an issue?
Maybe this will cum out in the dem debates…as a superapository.
Spartacus was Greek….insert Greek joke here _____________
Cockeyed cabana boy. Pole smoking butt pirate shit stabbing ponce boy loving cock gobbler. Swishy, fruity, penis pudding maven and probably a golden shower toilet pig into leather.
So yes he’s a ‘mo.
Maybe big Mike’s beard and Cory should have a coming out party
Booker is gay in the same way Obama is gay:
https://www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair-Cocaine/dp/0578013878
I don’t give a phuck if he’s gay, transgender, homephiliopic, semi-sensually sexic, internally screwed or any other phucked up meaningless POS.
Just get the hell out of the lime-light when you’re so damn worthless.
The wife told me to quit commenting when I drink.
I told her that would really take the fun out of life.
A liberal in his position can bang it all night long. Let the liberal women come out to dispute this…Silence!
He DOES have the ‘aggressive, mean and judgmental’ gay negative stereotype down to a T… You know, the kind were he WOULD shove a woman down a flight of stairs if she pissed him off and he WOULD throw hands at a theater after party if one of the fellow guests enjoyed the play [when he clearly did NOT.]
Wrong baseball analogy Cory…
You weren’t sliding into second base…
You were the catcher
Is booker gay?
Is barack hussein gay?
Is michelle a man?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Dude is so far in the closet, he found Narnia.
i really don’t care if he’s gay or not. he’s just not leader material, but i bet he makes a killer appletini. am i right?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
booker, cory booker, strokin, not stirred
https://www.google.com/search?q=appletini
https://www.google.com/search?q=appletini+and+gays%2C+what%27s+up+with+that%3F
He likes to chug a few back now and then but they ain’t beers.
One closeted black gay president is enough!
I know he loves himself some Cory Booker and apparently getting blown in men’s bathrooms. Perhaps he’ll run as the first gay black man to be serviced by an intern in the oval office.
@willysgoatgruff (at 11:16 pm): Ever hear the one about the Greek boy who left home because he didn’t like the way he was being reared?
Corey’s picture is on the three dollar bill.
No he’s not gay, he just likes to suck men off in the bathroom.
Cory “Blow Me” Booker.
I don’t believe Booker ever groped a girl. He just made that up to endear himself to the lefties. Just another T-bone type lie. Whether he’s gay or not doesn’t matter to me, but the fact that he’s a crazy idiot, does. He has no business in Government. New Jerseyians should sent him packing.
Mike: Exactly. He’s not gay but the dick in his ass is.
We had a local black state representative and he setoff the Corey Booker alarm. After stalking these two dudes from a gay nightclub to a gas station, one of them shot him.
Later, he was convicted of witness tampering in a case for a thug relative.
Disappeared off the radar for a few months until they found him dead from an overdose at age 37.
Booker likes himself too much to commit suicide.
Well, He is going to be the next reality TV Star….
“Dick Dynasty”
The guy is as gay as a picnic basket
Is he gay? Did Amy Winehouse pick at her skin?
He’s so gay that when he farts rainbow colored gerbils shoot out.